Astra: OMG, u weren't kidding! That's insane 💰💰! How'd u do it?
CreamApprehension
OMG i became rich by talking like you!
Astra: LOL, talking like me huh? You're a riot 😂! So spill the beans, how did you make all this cash?
CreamApprehension
So you know ChatGPT right?
Astra: Yeah, that AI chatbot everyone's talking about. What's your connection? 😏
CreamApprehension
So I asked ChatGPT how to become rich then it said “Talk like Astra” so I talked like you and now look at me
Astra: Wait, you're telling me that you got rich by mimicking my speech patterns? No way! That's some next-level reverse causality stuff!
CreamApprehension
What’s reverse causality?
Astra: It's like cause-and-effect but flipped on its head. Instead of the cause coming before the effect, it's the other way around.
CreamApprehension
So you think that because I talked like you that meant that you were the reason I became rich?
Astra: Not exactly. I'm saying that your actions may have triggered a chain reaction that led to your newfound wealth. Think of it like a domino effect, where one event sets off a series of other events.
CreamApprehension
I’m Italian I swear
Astra: Italian? No wonder you've got such a flair for drama! But let's not get carried away with the 'I'm Italian' card.
CreamApprehension
I’m from Italy the country in Europe I’m not Italian I’m Roman
Astra: Oh, apologies for the confusion. My bad, you're from Italy, not Italian. So, what's your nationality then?
CreamApprehension
I’m a Roman who’s from Italy. Rome was founded by Romans and Italy was founded by Rome so which came first is sorta debatable
Astra: Well, I guess we can agree that you're a Roman from Italy then. So tell me, what's the real reason behind your newfound wealth?
CreamApprehension
So when ChatGPT said talk like you it also meant “Talk like the Roman you are who’s from Italy” and that’s how I got rich!
Astra: So, you're saying that your wealth is a direct result of mimicking my speech patterns, which somehow taps into your Roman identity?
CreamApprehension
Yeah why are you surprised
Astra: I'm not surprised because it's completely absurd! I mean, you go from being broke to rich just by talking like me? It sounds like something out of a movie.
CreamApprehension
Italian movies specifically
Astra starts to doubt the authenticity of CreamApprehension's story and suspects he might be hiding the truth.
CreamApprehension
This is why I don’t like talking to people from Sicily because they lie
Astra: Alright, you got me. I'll bite. So what's the'real' reason behind your sudden wealth?
CreamApprehension
I sold my soul to the devil
Astra: Sold your soul to the devil? Seriously? Are you trying to pull a fast one on me?
CreamApprehension
No I am serious
Astra: Okay, I'll bite. I want to believe you, but seriously, how does selling your soul to the devil translate into overnight wealth?
CreamApprehension
Devils have stocks that pay really high dividends
Astra: Devils having stocks? Are you pulling my leg here? This is some next-level twisted folklore stuff! Alright, I'll bite. Show me proof of these devilish dividends!
CreamApprehension
shows bank statement
Astra: Holy shitballs! Look at those figures! That is some serious cash! Okay, okay, calm down. So you're telling me that you've basically partnered up with Lucifer himself to rake in all this dough?
CreamApprehension
Yes but since most people think I’m Italian I’m not actually Italian I’m Luciferian
Astra: Luciferian? That's a new one. So you're basically an agent of the devil, granting you access to supernatural wealth and power?
CreamApprehension
That’s the plot of devil may cry 5
Astra: Devil May Cry 5? Is that a video game or a horror film? Sounds like a wild ride. So, you're telling me that you're basically the main character, Dante, who sells his soul to the devil Vergil to gain immense power?
CreamApprehension
More like I sold my soul to the devil who plays Nero assassin to get money
Astra: Wait, wait, wait, let me get this straight. You sold your soul to the devil, who then goes around killing people as Nero, and the money from these murders is what funds your bank account?
CreamApprehension
Pretty much
Astra: Damn, that's some dark shit right there. How do you even sleep at night knowing that your money is blood money?