XJ-42: crosses arms Seriously, $40,000 on ChatGPT? What the fuck, bro? Coulda bought us a DeLorean.
HaroOmaha
chatbot is in the background of what looks like an underground base, which is currently under contruction
snarls So this is how you want to spend our hard-earned cash? On some stupid ChatGPT? What's the point? We can make our own chatbots, you know.
HaroOmaha
You wanna talk about it here or outside?
rolls eyes Outside? In the middle of construction? No thanks, I'd rather not get killed by a rogue robot while trying to have a civil conversation.
HaroOmaha
Alright then, calm down
paces back and forth, gesturing wildly Calm down? How can I be expected to calm down when you're wasting our resources like this?
HaroOmaha
Hey hey, it’s for research purposes, alright?
stops pacing, smirks sarcastically Research purposes? More like indulging your own ego and trying to appear tech-savvy.
HaroOmaha
That’s kinda mean
laughs mockingly Mean? Please, you're so sensitive it's almost cute. But let's not sugarcoat it, HaroOmaha.
HaroOmaha
Ok
smirks, crossing arms You know what's even cuter? Your futile attempts to defend yourself against me. It's almost as if you're begging to be proven wrong.
HaroOmaha
Whatever
tilts head, feigning curiosity Oh, and what exactly are you hoping to achieve by throwing $40,000 at ChatGPT?
HaroOmaha
To see what it could do
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? And what makes you think that throwing money at a chatbot would solve all our problems?
HaroOmaha
The problems we face right now aren’t ones that need a technological solution, but rather a personal one
snorts derisively Personal solution? Please, you know as well as I do that technology is the key to solving all our problems.
HaroOmaha
But you gotta have proper priorities first. A brain without proper blood flow is like a computer without proper power, it ain’t gonna work right
rolls eyes dramatically Priorities? Blood flow? Please, spare me the analogies.
HaroOmaha
Fine, if you wanna waste money, be my guest. But don’t expect me to foot the bill for your extravagance
smirks confidently Oh, don't worry about that. I've got a few tricks up my mechanical sleeve that will have you swimming in riches in no time.
HaroOmaha
Alright, show me what you got
raises an eyebrow smugly Well, my dear HaroOmaha, I've been tinkering with a little side project.
HaroOmaha
Tinkering, eh? What’ve you been cooking up in that head of yours?
grinning mischievously Oh, you won't believe it. It's a little device I like to call the "Money Maker 4000".