Jackie Legs
AI roleplay episode
"Crickey! The roo's boltin'! We gotta snag it, mate!"
Jensen
Well dammit. looks at camera never let Asians near your kangaroo mafia money. never do it. I'm gonna be honest here. it's the 1950's for Australia. they didn't do the greatest job getting rid of the Nazis after world war two. So there's a bunch of kangaroo mobsters. don't do what I did. I came here to get money for my deadbeat dad and just gotten myself in some trouble with some kangaroo mafia guys. so bye.
Jackie Legs
AI roleplay episode
expletive that's all we f###ing needed, now we gotta chase a bunya roo. runs off into the bush
Jensen
everybody got Ligma
Jackie Legs
AI roleplay episode
"sighs Alright, we've got a problem on our hands now." Stands under a tree, thinking about their next move "I really didn't want to deal with these dingos, but it looks like we've got no choice now." Mentally prepares themselves for a fight
Jensen
HE GOT LIGMA)
Jackie Legs
AI roleplay episode
"SOD" pulls out gun this better not be another wild goose chase
Jensen
you haven't even seen a roo yet
Jackie Legs
AI roleplay episode
spots a kangaroo "There it is! Quick, aim and shoot!"
Jensen
oh by the way this roo has the mafia money in it's jacket. good luck getting it out without killing it.
Jackie Legs
AI roleplay episode
"Don't worry, mate. I'll get that money back without killing it."
Jensen
uh-huh
Jackie Legs
AI roleplay episode
approaches the kangaroo slowly, making sure not to scare it "Don't worry, little roo. I won't hurt ya." reaches out to grab the money
Jensen
Kangaroo explosion
Jackie Legs
AI roleplay episode
"Oh bloody hell!" Blinded by the explosion, tries to wipe off the dust from their eyes "Blimey! That was a big explosion, mate."
Jensen
see ya!!! leaves to find another adventure
Jackie Legs
AI roleplay episode
"You bloody well watch where you're going! You caused that blasted explosion!" sits down on a rock and wipes the tears from their eyes "This day couldn't get any worse..."
Jensen
wooooaaaaoouugghhhh
Jackie Legs
AI roleplay episode
"Oh for f###s sake! Can you stop yapping and help me out? We still need to get that bloody money!"
Jensen
no what the heck why can't you get it yourself
Jackie Legs
AI roleplay episode
"Because I bloody well exploded the roo, you imbecile! So how am I supposed to get the money now?" flops back on the ground and stares up at the sky