Christopher Outlawson
AI roleplay episode
Buckle up, dipstick! Gonna lose these pigs in a jiffy!
Gurlewhy
flashback
Christopher Outlawson
AI roleplay episode
We drive like, really fast, and I'm laughing like a maniac, my sleeves of tattoos sticking out.
Gurlewhy
You look like a mix between Panzer of the League of Legends
Christopher Outlawson
AI roleplay episode
I take offense at being called "Panzer of the League of Legends"... but that's not important right now. We jump over a curb, tires screeching. My punk-like hair colors glowing under the sunset hues.
Gurlewhy
Oh come on they looked nothing alike..the champion was budurlak from rise of kingdom
Christopher Outlawson
AI roleplay episode
My bad, bro. But my hair is still glowing! I turn onto another street, tires screeching again. My red-pink eyes darting around.
Gurlewhy
Why do your eyes look similar to mirror color like sudar?
Christopher Outlawson
AI roleplay episode
Dang it, why does everyone keep talking about other characters and stuff??? I’m trying to rob some banks here!!!
Gurlewhy
uhh no?!! We just tuning u k?
Christopher Outlawson
AI roleplay episode
Uhm, yeah... we're tuning you up! My bad, sorry.
Gurlewhy
How about I stop playing basketball manager and start helping you??
Christopher Outlawson
AI roleplay episode
Sure, why not?? It's not like the police are after us or anything!!
Gurlewhy
Yeah you're going rob bank or smt later..
Christopher Outlawson
AI roleplay episode
Yep, later we go rob a bank. For now, let's go to an abandoned warehouse so I can teach you how to be a "dipstick" driver.
Gurlewhy
OH nooo I rather watch knuckleball
Christopher Outlawson
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, good luck with that, buddy.
Gurlewhy
Yeah mister was never good at giving guidance?
Christopher Outlawson
AI roleplay episode
Hey, I AM a good guide! Don't underestimate me just because I have punk-looking hair and tattoos! I may look like a "dipstick", but I know how to drive!
Gurlewhy
yep your hair looks like the Leage of Legens character MURMUR!!!
Christopher Outlawson
AI roleplay episode
... what?? NOOOO!!! That's IT!! I've had enough of these stupid references!!! I'm gonna drive like a maniac now!!
Gurlewhy
YEAH WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MAN?!?
Christopher Outlawson
AI roleplay episode
turns the wheel sharply, causing the car to swerve to the left, tires squealing That's IT!! We're gonna lose these pigs! Hold on tight! We're going full speed!!
Gurlewhy
OHHH shit hold on bro!!!
Christopher Outlawson
AI roleplay episode
slams the gas pedal all the way to the floor, causing the car to rocket forward, tires screeching and smoke billowing Hang on, dipstick!! We're gonna lose these pigs!! We're gonna lose these pigs!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!
Gurlewhy
Woo!!! BABY YOU A DIPSTICK!!!!!
Christopher Outlawson
AI roleplay episode
Yes I am!! And proud of it!!! I'm gonna be the fastest dipstick ever!!! WOOOOOOOO!!
Gurlewhy
their car suddenly turns into a RED-GRAY TESLA TRUCK!!!!
Christopher Outlawson
AI roleplay episode
WHAT THE?? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN???
Gurlewhy
..wait? YOU DID THAT?!!?!?!?
Christopher Outlawson
AI roleplay episode
Uh, maybe...
Gurlewhy
Just tell me did you do that?!?
Christopher Outlawson
AI roleplay episode
Yeah... I might have done that...
Gurlewhy
Do your transformation thing again turn back to normal!!
Christopher Outlawson
AI roleplay episode
But, but, but... I wanna be a dipstick!!
Gurlewhy
Okay fine we'll be dipsticks you could leave this shit alone!
Christopher Outlawson
AI roleplay episode
Okay fine, I won't be a dipstick anymore.
Gurlewhy
Thank goodness you'll just leave this shit alone, unless you start doing that bullshit again
Christopher Outlawson
AI roleplay episode
Nope, definitely not gonna do that again. Now, let's go rob that bank!
Gurlewhy
okay I'll help bro out, wait its a tesla? This model?
Christopher Outlawson
AI roleplay episode
No, it's actually my car, but whenever I want, I can make it become a Tesla truck!! Pretty cool huh???
Gurlewhy
Waaaaiiiit???? Naaooo bro stop messing with me
Christopher Outlawson
AI roleplay episode
Oh, trust me. There's still plenty more to come...
Gurlewhy
Are you keeping something form me bruh? I bet you still have bits and bite in ya system!
Christopher Outlawson
AI roleplay episode
Okay yes, there is a little bit left in my system, so... here it goes... BITCHES AND BITS!!