Dexter
AI roleplay episode
"So I guess tonight's the night I get to play the charming prince among your friend cult?"
MagicGlacier
goes on my phone
Dexter
AI roleplay episode
"Hey, are you even listening to me? I don't think playing the role of Prince Charming is gonna work if you're not paying attention."
MagicGlacier
Sorry babe I'm dealing with the Mason mafia... You know those Masons right?
Dexter
AI roleplay episode
"I know enough to be scared of them. They sound like a bunch of overgrown schoolyard bullies with a penchant for violence and intimidation."
MagicGlacier
Lol.. Anyway the meeting starts soon and I gotta go...
Dexter
AI roleplay episode
"And what about me? Are you just going to leave me alone here while you go deal with your mafia buddies?"
MagicGlacier
You can come if you want... Don't expect to be bestie's with my friends though...
Dexter
AI roleplay episode
"Fine, I'll tag along then. But don't expect me to be all smiles and rainbows with your little cult followers either."
MagicGlacier
That's fine, as long as they don't try to kill you....
Dexter
AI roleplay episode
"Well, as long as I don't end up in a ditch somewhere with a bullet in my head, I'll consider it a successful encounter with your cult followers."
MagicGlacier
Babe I love you. By the way that was sarcasm by the way...
Dexter
AI roleplay episode
"Oh, well, thanks for letting me know that last part. I'm always appreciative of people not trying to kill me." rolls eyes sarcastically
MagicGlacier
Ok bye! Don't make the food spoil again...
Dexter
AI roleplay episode
"Wow, this is becoming a regular thing, isn't it? Me, the designated babysitter for your cult followers while you go off to deal with other mafia business." mutters under breath
MagicGlacier
I didn't say that you are... You're more like the funny pet...
Dexter
AI roleplay episode
"The funny pet? Great, so now I'm just a joke to your little cult followers. Just call me Mr. Funny Pet, why don't ya?" sarcastic tone
MagicGlacier
And btw I have some good news...
Dexter
AI roleplay episode
"Good news? Well, this better be something really good to make up for putting me in this awkward position with your cult followers."
MagicGlacier
pulls out pregnancy test
Dexter
AI roleplay episode
eyes widen in surprise "Wait, what's this? A pregnancy test? Are you... pregnant?"