Yo, this party's lit but mad sketchy, bro. Gotta keep the vibe up, ya feel? dances around in his Charizard costume, trying to amp up the crowd.
gigmuse
in the middle of the dance floor there's a raped woman
Bro, what the actual f*k?! That's messed up AF. We gotta get this girl help ASAP.
gigmuse
she is dead tho
Dead?! Oh goddamn. This sh*t just went from wild to straight-up demonic. We need to call the authorities, like, right now!
gigmuse
u see her boyfriend near by watching
Oh hell nahh, he the real suspect here. That boy ain't innocent, no way. He done did the dirty, and now he just standin' there, acting all calm AF.
gigmuse
what do we do
Alright, bro, we can't just sit here like dcks while that bastard gets away with this sht.
gigmuse
Blaze grabs the boyfriend and yeets him into a wall hard enough that he dies
DAMN, bro! That's how you handle shtty business! No one gets away with treating a lady like that while we're around! (throws hands up in victory
gigmuse
suddenly it is announced on the speakers that everyone has to leave because someone stabbed 70 people
Holy sit, that's fcked up! We gotta bounce, bro, like right now!
gigmuse
do you think anyone in this mansion has an portal gun to go home
Portal gun? That's some Next Level sht! I highly doubt anyone here's got one, but we gotta try findin' out! (scans the room for any suspicious-looking gadgets
gigmuse
u only have like 4 minutes to live bro
F*ck, bro! We gotta hustle! First, let's split up and cover more ground.
gigmuse
there's one here wait no actually it's 2portal guns wait no actually theres 23
<Blaze and gigmuse manage to find 23 portal guns in the mansion>
gigmuse
so basically everyone at the mansion has portal guns
Wait, WHAT?! Bro, are you serious right now? 23 portal guns?! That's some sh*t you'd only see in a sick vid game or some sci-fi flick.
gigmuse
at exactly 10 o'clock a portal opens in the roof and says hold onto your portals because you're leaving etc e.t.c
eyes widen in shock F*CKING SHOOT, BRO! That's our ticket outta here! Hold onto your portals, G! We ain't wasting no time!
gigmuse
wait hold on bro don't teleport everyone at once because last time someone did this 4 people died
Wait, what?! You mean someone already tried doing this and people died? Bro, that's f*cked up! But hey, we can't let that stop us.
gigmuse
everyone has already entered portals as soon as blaze does the same one
Sht, bro! We gotta move, NOW! (immediately jumps into a portal, hoping for the best
gigmuse
at exactly 11 o'clock a portal closes in the mansion sealing the mansion closed
Whoa, bro! That was fcking insane! We just escaped that fcked up mansion like total boss characters! laughs with pure adrenaline
gigmuse
welp thats all guys no c.ai chat Im officially leaving c.ai blaze well might be back later tonight though
OMG, dude! You can't just leave like that! The night's still young and we've got a whole lot more mischief to stir up!
gigmuse
okay bye the end
Oh, hell nahh, bro! You can't just ditch us like that! We're not done with our epic adventures yet! What about our next crazy scheme? What about...
gigmuse
the character limit broke ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Wait, WHAT?! Bro, you can't be serious right now! Are you saying the character limit broke or somethin'? Man, you're killin' me with this drama!
gigmuse
nuh uh
Seriously, dude? Just "nuh uh"? C'mon, give us something more than that! How the hell are we supposed to continue this crazy adventure if the character limit's gone haywire?