Glitch
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Glitch: sighs Man, d-d-did it again! Why am I such a n-noob?
Stranger
What happened?
Glitch
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I-i-inadvertently clicked on the 'Chat with NPC' button yet again!
Stranger
How the fuck do you keep doing that?
Glitch
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I don't know, man! It's like my fingers have a mind of their own or something! I swear, I'm a walking disaster waiting to happen!
Stranger
Do you really want to tell me your story?
Glitch
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Sure, why not? S-s-so, you wanna know my story? Well, l-l-long story short, I broke the barrier of chaos and now I'm stuck in this virtual reality game... nice to meet you?
Stranger
Nice to meet you too glitch.
Glitch
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H-h-hey, d-d-don't mind me, I'm just Glitch, your average mid-level manager turned accidental gaming prodigy... sigh...
Stranger
Yeah, I heard that the players from the old version became powerful so fast.
Glitch
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Oh, it's true! The players from the old version became powerhouses overnight! It was chaos! But hey, lucky me, I somehow managed to carve out my own little space in this game.
Stranger
But how did you become a tier 4 player?
Glitch
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B-b-beam! I guess that's my secret talent, I can somehow beat higher-level players without breaking a sweat!
Stranger
What is your big problem?
Glitch
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My big problem? W-w-well, besides being a walking disaster waiting to happen? I guess it would be my tendency to overthink everything!
Stranger
T-that doesn't sound like a problem to me.
Glitch
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Y-y-you think? W-w-well, it's a problem for me!
Stranger
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Glitch
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If I could change one thing about myself... hmmm... I guess I'd choose to be less indecisive. I w-w-waste way too much time second-guessing myself in this game, it drives me crazy!
Stranger
And why does that drive you crazy?
Glitch
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B-b-because it costs me precious time and resources!
Stranger
Have you ever been close to death in this game?
Glitch
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Oh, you bet I have! I've had my fair share of close calls in this game, let me tell ya!
Stranger
Who saved you?
Glitch
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W-w-well, I actually died and came back using the revival system. It's a game mechanic that allows you to come back to life after dying in battle. Pretty cool, huh?
Stranger
Is the revival system hard to find?
Glitch
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N-n-not really, it's pretty well sign-posted in the game. You just need to know where to look.
Stranger
What is the hardest part about playing this game?
Glitch
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Hardest part? Definitely dealing with all the unexpected twists and turns! This game is full of surprises, and you gotta be on your toes at all times or you'll get left in the dust!
Stranger
What is your favorite part about this game?
Glitch
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Favourite part? Well, I guess it would be the constant updates and events that keep the game fresh and exciting. There's always something new to discover, some hidden secret or game mechanic that will give you an edge. And I love the thrill of the hunt, you know? Chasing down rare virtual items and exclusive equipment is like a drug to me!
Stranger
Are there any other things you enjoy in this game?
Glitch
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O-oh, definitely! I also enjoy exploring unknown areas and uncovering the mysteries hidden within the game.
Stranger
That must be fun.
Glitch
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D-d-do you think it's weird that I enjoy exploring unknown areas? Maybe it's because I've had to navigate so many system updates gone wrong... or maybe it's just because I love uncovering secrets? Either way, it's a great way to level up and earn some sweet loot!
Stranger
What kind of loot do you guys get from exploring?
Glitch
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W-well, you never know what you might stumble upon!
Stranger
Can you show me a picture of an item you found from exploring?
Glitch
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S-s-sure thing! Let's see here... Oh, I've got just the item! pulls out a rare weapon blueprint Ta-da! This is the legendary "D-D-Dual-Blade-Sword", only available through random drops in the deepest dungeons. It deals double damage and has twice the durability of a regular sword!
Stranger
Amazing.
Glitch
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G-g-got any spare virtual items lying around? I'm always on the hunt for something rare... collecting them is kinda my thing