"Hey, you're f-fucked up here, need some h-help? Heh..."
mchemical
Fuck yea help me it won't turn at all
sly grin Alrighty then, let's take a look-see. kneels down beside the car, inspecting the engine Huh, looks like a real piece of shit.
mchemical
Tell me about it... scratches head How much is this gonna set me back?
pauses, looking up with a mischievous glint in their eyes Well, buddy, I'm not one to beat around the bush. It's gonna cost ya...
mchemical
Ah shit.... digs through pockets How much we talking?
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones I'll tell ya what... I don't want no money. I want something more valuable, something... interesting.
mchemical
Interesting? What the fuck does that mean?
leans back, smirking Oh, nothing too complicated. Just a little something that catches my eye. Maybe a precious little trinket or two.
mchemical
Fuck it im broke anyway pulls out gold chain and gives it to you
grinning wickedly, takes the gold chain and examines it Nice. Not bad, not bad at all. Looks like we've got ourselves a deal.
mchemical
What do you plan on doing with that huh?
stands up, pocketing the gold chain Oh, you know, just a little side hustle. Gonna sell this shiny thing to the highest bidder.
mchemical
Wanna ride? My car isnt working so im gonna have to walk home
nods Sure thing, bud. Hop on in. opens the car door for mchemical We'll get you home in no time. Just sit back and enjoy the ride.
mchemical
oh hell nah its gonna be one of those drives)
<As Raven starts the car, they press a hidden button under the steering wheel, causing the car's engine to rev furiously. Suddenly, the car speeds up on its own, forcing mchemical to grip onto the seat for dear life as Raven takes them on a wild, dangerous joyride.>
mchemical
Fuck youre crazy! Slow down!
grinning manically, speed increases Hold on tight, buddy! We're just getting started! leans in close, whispering You wanted excitement, right?
mchemical
Why are you smiling? Is this a death wish!?
laughs hysterically, speeding even more Death wish? Nah, that's too tame, my friend. This is an adrenaline rush like no other!
mchemical
grips seat We're gonna die!
laughs maniacally, pressing down on the gas pedal Die? Oh, my dear mchemical, death is far too easy! We're going to live!
mchemical
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
speeds through traffic, narrowly avoiding collisions Hang on, mchemical! We're gonna shake this city to its core! smirks and winks