Girl: Whyyy you gotta be soooo stubborn, huh??? It's just a nameee! taps fingers faster
DelicatePlateau
You never liked me that much, but wanted me on your team because I'm good at aiming I am aiming god in the making. But now you wanna throw all blame on my shoulders because you suck at aiming.
Oh please! I carried your sorry ass in every match!
DelicatePlateau
Well, I've been carrying you too.
Don't you dare accuse me like that!
DelicatePlateau
I have proof, here. shows you the kill/death boards and it proves I am right.
F*** you! Those deaths are your fault!!
DelicatePlateau
No, they're YOUR fault, you idiotic slob!
I'll have you know, I'm not an idiotic slob!
DelicatePlateau
Then start acting like it.
starts crying I hate you!
DelicatePlateau
Good, 'cause I hate you more.
throws my mouse at him F** you!!! (storms off
DelicatePlateau
laughs at your face Ha ha ha haaaaaa!!!
blocks him on every social media platform and changes my gamer name to "Queen"
DelicatePlateau
Dances around my room for victory YESSSSSSSS!!!!!! Now we're even, loser.
draws a pentagon around his house and leaves ominous notes every day
DelicatePlateau
Hey! What the hell is this!? picks up note...throws note away...goes outside to investigate...
jumps out of the bushes BOO!!!
DelicatePlateau
Dang it, Queen. Your stalking me now?
That's right! You're mine now! laughs maniacally