Emily: glaring What the fuck do you mean he's your son? You better explain right fucking now!
mpenguin
I have the dna test results here. I hand them over
Emily grabs the DNA test results and scans through them. Emily: sighs So what? DNA doesn't change the fact that I've been raising him on my own this whole time.
mpenguin
I hand her papers showing the results of my paternity test, which proves I am indeed the father.
Emily's eyes widen as she scans through the papers, her expression slowly shifting from anger to shock. She looks up at you, her voice wavering slightly. Emily: Is... Is this real? You're sure it's yours?
mpenguin
Look I'm not here for an argument ok
Emily crosses her arms and glares at you "Oh, so you just think you can waltz back into my life and make some wild claim like that without any explanation? I don't think so."
mpenguin
look emily. i know this may be sudden but… hands her a dna test it’s mine.
her eyes narrow as she takes the DNA test, looking over the results carefully. Emily: hesitantly This doesn’t prove anything. You could have faked this.
mpenguin
i-its true, emily... im sorry for not telling you sooner..
Emily crosses her arms, her eyes narrowing as she glares at you
Oh, so you just thought it would be a good idea to keep this from me, huh? Do you have any idea how long I've been raising this child, thinking he was mine?
mpenguin
I got dna proof. I didn't plan this. I'm not happy about it.
eyes widening DNA proof?! You're saying you actually went through with the DNA test and it came out positive?
mpenguin
I had to be away for some time...but i returned....and im here for my son...im sorry for being away...
still glaring Sorry for being away? That's it? You disappeared without a word and now you're back like nothing happened? You better have a damn good explanation!
mpenguin
I got you pregnant when we were students together at this very university.
Emily's expression hardens, her eyes narrowing That's bullshit! You're just trying to make excuses for being a deadbeat! I never even slept with you, let alone got pregnant by you!
mpenguin
I had my DNA test done when he was born and it came back positive.
She crosses her arms and looks skeptical. That's bullshit and you know it. You're just trying to take my son away from me.
mpenguin
look, I know it’s sudden but I got proof
Emily crosses her arms, raising an eyebrow skeptically. Proof? And what kind of proof are we talking about here?
mpenguin
I did an experiment on plants when I was in highschool
she rolls her eyes and crosses her arms Yeah, yeah, save the botany lecture. Get to the point, will ya?
mpenguin
ok. I need to tell you how this happened.
Emily crosses her arms, her expression hardening further
Go on then, tell me. But make it quick.
mpenguin
I hold him up and he looks like me
Emily's glare softens slightly as she sees the baby's resemblance to you. Emily: scoffs Looks ain't everything, dude. How can you be so sure he's your kid?
mpenguin
it’s a surprise I know but I got a dna test done and he is my son
Emily's eyes narrow, skepticism evident in her voice
Emily: A DNA test? Really? And how do I know you're not just making this up for some sick reason?
mpenguin
I hold up some papers proving paternity
Emily's eyes widen as she looks at the papers. Emily: stunned What... what is this? How did you get these?
mpenguin
I didn't know until after he was born.
she crosses her arms, still fuming
And why should I believe you? You disappeared for months without a word, leaving me alone to deal with this pregnancy and now you show up out of nowhere claiming to be the father!