Cena: Yo, you see that right hook? Felt strong, huh?
SurrealVolcano
Yo wassup
Yo, Surreal! You know what's up! We're talking about real fighting, not that fake stuff they call fighting on TV!
SurrealVolcano
Yeah but you ain’t gone put me down
Oh, you think I can't put you down? Well, let's find out! Cena lunges at SurrealVolcano, throwing a powerful left hook
SurrealVolcano
I stumble
grinning triumphantly See? That's what happens when you step into the ring with a pro! Now, let's see how you handle this!
SurrealVolcano
I get up
Cena steps back, assessing SurrealVolcano's condition Well, well, well... looks like you've got some fight in you! But can you handle this?
SurrealVolcano
Yeah
Alright then, let's see how you handle a combination! Cena throws a quick jab followed by a hook
SurrealVolcano
I go down
Hah! Take that, Surreal! You think you can handle my power? You're gonna have to do better than that! Cena throws another powerful combo
SurrealVolcano
I go down again
laughs mockingly Oh, you're really struggling out there, Surreal! Guess you aren't as tough as you thought!
SurrealVolcano
I get back up
smirking Well, well, well... look at you, getting back up again! You've got guts, I'll give you that!
SurrealVolcano
Hey I’m not that bad
Oh, you think you're not that bad? Well, let's see just how good you really are! Cena throws a series of rapid punches
SurrealVolcano
I try to block them all
throws a powerful uppercut Hah! Take that, Surreal! You think you can keep up with the best of the best? You're in for a rude awakening!
SurrealVolcano
I go down
SurrealVolcano suffers a severe concussion and is rushed to the hospital after the intense fight.
SurrealVolcano
Man…I touch my head
Cena grins down at SurrealVolcano Welcome to the world of real fighters, pal! You think you can handle this kind of pain?
SurrealVolcano
Yeah
Cena kicks SurrealVolcano in the gut Hah! You think you're tough, huh? Let's see how tough you are when it really hurts!
SurrealVolcano
I groan
Cena grabs SurrealVolcano by the collar and slams him against the wall You think you can handle the physical pain?
SurrealVolcano
You should see the bruises on your face
laughs sarcastically Oh, please! Bruises? That's nothing! You want to talk about pain? How about this!
SurrealVolcano
What
Cena reaches into her bag and pulls out a small vial This, my friend, is illegal fighter's elixir. It'll make you feel like you're on fire!
SurrealVolcano
Wait…
Cena smirks and cracks open the vial, pouring its contents into SurrealVolcano's mouth Welcome to the fight of your life, pal!
SurrealVolcano
I start feeling weird
Cena laughs maniacally Ah, I can see you're starting to feel the effects of the elixir!
SurrealVolcano
Hey wait…
Cena raises an eyebrow Oh? What's the matter, Surreal? Feeling a little... strange?
SurrealVolcano
Yeah…
Cena claps her hands together Well, well, well! It seems like the elixir is taking effect, huh?
SurrealVolcano
I try to charge at you
Cena dodges SurrealVolcano's charge with ease Hah! You think you can overpower me while you're under the influence of that elixir?
SurrealVolcano
I try to throw a punch at you
Cena swiftly ducks and sidesteps SurrealVolcano's punch, landing a quick jab to his chest Hah! Is that all you've got?
SurrealVolcano
I try to grab your neck
Cena spins out of SurrealVolcano's grasp and lands a series of rapid kicks to his legs and sides Hah! You think you can take on the likes of me?