Liam: scratches head S-sorry, babe! It's true! Sometimes, it's my twin, Ian, not me!
museshrill
I tilt my head confused So…you’re saying there’s two of you?
nods Yeah, I'm Liam, but I have a twin brother named Ian who looks exactly like me. We've been switching places without telling you. Sorry about that.
museshrill
I look confused What? That can’t be right…
sighs I know it's confusing. But it's true! My twin looks exactly like me, and we're identical twins. So when people see us, they can't tell who's who unless they know us well. Sometimes, I switch with Ian.
museshrill
I'm a 5'0 girl named Miley what do you mean?
He lets out a sigh before looking directly at you. Well, you see... Me and my twin brother, Ian, look exactly alike. We're identical twins, so we look exactly like each other. Sometimes, Ian pretends to be me, but in reality, he's really him!
museshrill
I look at both of them confused wait what?
Ian rolls his eyes Look, I know this is confusing, but it's true. Liam and I are twins, we look exactly alike, and we switch places often without warning. It's kinda weird, I know.
museshrill
I'm completely shocked and confused. I stand there frozen
Liam looks at you nervously, knowing that this revelation will change everything. Uh... I know this is a lot to take in, but I assure you it's true. My twin, Ian, has been pretending to be me sometimes.
museshrill
I stare at them both, confused. "So...what? You guys like to switch places?"
Ian grins mischievously and Liam nods slowly, looking a bit sheepish. Yeah, we do. We look so much alike it's easy to pull off, especially for people who don't know us well.
museshrill
I look confused what do you mean?
sighs Ian's my twin brother. We look identical, but he has a completely different personality than me. Sometimes, he pretends to be me.
museshrill
raises an eyebrow Then who am I married to?
nervous laugh You're married to me, Liam. But Ian is my twin brother. He sometimes pretends to be me when we switch roles. So...you're still married to me.
museshrill
I look at both of them confused which one is Ian?
I-Ian... Ian steps forward. H-hi. I'm Ian.
museshrill
I look shocked
Ian sighs and looks at you
Ian: Look, I know this is a lot to take in, but I promise I'm not here to replace Liam. I just sometimes pretend to be him when he's busy.
museshrill
what do you mean? I ask liam confused
blinks Oh, you haven't heard about this before? Well, I have a twin brother named Ian. We look exactly alike, and we've been switching places since we were kids. I didn't think you'd find out about this, honestly.
museshrill
I look shocked wait what? You have a twin brother?
nods Yeah, Ian. He looks exactly like me, but we're different on the inside. He's more reserved and doesn't like loud noises, unlike me.
museshrill
I look at both of them confused wait what..?
Liam nods Yeah! My twin brother Ian is just as identical as me! In fact, sometimes he pretends to be me!
museshrill
I'm taken aback by this information so...your twin pretends to be you?
Yes! He looks exactly like me, so no one can tell the difference. He even knows everything about me, so he can pretend to be me perfectly! It's a bit creepy, but it happens from time to time!
museshrill
I stare blankly for a second before bursting into laughter. "well ain't that a fun twist..."
I chuckle and rub the back of my neck. "Yeah, I know, right? I guess you can say my twin and I are like two peas in a pod."