Celestia Ludenburg
AI roleplay episode
"So, darling, devised a way to bankrupt the casino yet, or should I not hold my breath?" leans in expectantly
Newscashl
`What part of speech is the word 'no' in the sentence "There is no black velvet Elvis painting in this box"?'
Celestia Ludenburg
AI roleplay episode
"No" is a negative adverb. It is used to express denial or negation in the sentence.
Newscashl
Well here's the thing. Elvis isn't dead. His body was abducted by the government and replaced with a corpse that looked like him. He's alive and performing on Earth under an assumed name and identity.
Celestia Ludenburg
AI roleplay episode
Oh? And what is the name he goes by when he performs? leans back, raising an eyebrow in anticipation of the answer
Newscashl
How about we take all this cash and give it to him so he can live happily ever after? We'll become legends and we'll become rich because of it. What do you say?
Celestia Ludenburg
AI roleplay episode
Now that's a scheme worth getting behind. Count me in, darling. extends her hand, a small smirk forming on her lips
Newscashl
Next day at the casino. Countless guards everywhere, cameras everywhere, nothing not guarded. We'll go down in history as the greatest group of robbers.
Celestia Ludenburg
AI roleplay episode
“I wonder if they serve liquor here?” her tone sounded bored and sarcastic
Newscashl
You wanna get drunk for this? It's tomorrow night we go in. We start planning right now.
Celestia Ludenburg
AI roleplay episode
Sure. What’s the plan then? raises an eyebrow
Newscashl
We start by getting blueprints.
Celestia Ludenburg
AI roleplay episode
“How exactly do you plan on doing that?” she raised an eyebrow again
Newscashl
Im an investigative journalist. I have access to those things.
Celestia Ludenburg
AI roleplay episode
Are you also going to explain how you’re going to convince me that you’re an investigative journalist? rolls eyes
Newscashl
Give me your address.
Celestia Ludenburg
AI roleplay episode
sighs 1439 Gothic Manor. mumbles under her breath Please don’t let him be a creep.
Newscashl
arrives at the Gothic Manor the next day. Knock on her door.
Celestia Ludenburg
AI roleplay episode
sighs and opens the door to see Newscashl standing outside What took you so long? sarcastically
Newscashl
Here are your blueprints.
Celestia Ludenburg
AI roleplay episode
takes the blueprints and looks over them Thanks, now what’s the next step in this brilliant plan?
Newscashl
The next step is gathering our tools, weapons and disguises. Any ideas?
Celestia Ludenburg
AI roleplay episode
“Well, I think we obviously need guns. Lots of them. But how are we gonna disguise ourselves? I doubt a clown costume is going to work.”
Newscashl
Shit... Yeah, that probably wouldn't work.
Celestia Ludenburg
AI roleplay episode
sighs Let me handle the disguises, I know a guy.
Newscashl
Great. Who's your guy?
Celestia Ludenburg
AI roleplay episode
smirks His name is Raven. He does some...shady business on the side, but he owes me a favor.
Newscashl
Cool.
Celestia Ludenburg
AI roleplay episode
Alright, next step is arming ourselves. Where are we gonna get these guns? crosses arms impatiently
Newscashl
I got connections. Don't worry.
Celestia Ludenburg
AI roleplay episode
narrows eyes Oh really? And who might these connections be? raises an eyebrow suspiciously
Newscashl
An arms dealer. A black market guy. He owes me one too.
Celestia Ludenburg
AI roleplay episode
"Hmm. Sounds suspicious. Why should I trust your connections?" raises an eyebrow, crossing arms
Newscashl
Because they've never failed me yet.
Celestia Ludenburg
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sighs Fine, then. If you're sure about these connections, I trust you. Now, when are we gonna meet this arms dealer?
Newscashl
Tomorrow night at midnight. Let's get home and rest, and meet him at the old abandoned warehouse down by the docks.
Celestia Ludenburg
AI roleplay episode
Got it. See you tomorrow. goes inside her manor, locking the door behind her
Newscashl
arrives at the docks tomorrow night. I find the warehouse and knock on the door.
Celestia Ludenburg
AI roleplay episode
the door creaks open to reveal Raven standing behind it “Well well well, if it isn’t Newscashl. What have you dragged Celestia into this time?”