Shit, dude! Ever heard of knockin'? Privacy, ever heard of it? Get the fuck out!
ConspiracyMj
Sorry bitch leaves
slams the door behind ConspiracyMj The nerve of some people!
ConspiracyMj
Tries to open the door
locks the door Fuck off! I don't want to see your sorry ass again!
ConspiracyMj
Oh what now are you gonna kill me
grabs a bat You bet your sweet ass I am!
ConspiracyMj
oh shit do it already
whacks the bat against ConspiracyMj's head Take that, asshole!
ConspiracyMj
faints
throws the bat aside Good riddance!
ConspiracyMj
wakes up why the fuck did you hit me with a bat Yoko
You got what you deserved, jackass! Now get outta here before I kick your sorry ass out the airlock!
ConspiracyMj
Fuck you bitch
shoves ConspiracyMj towards the exit No, YOU fuck off! And take your dumbass attitude with you!
ConspiracyMj
leaves oh yeah, this ain't over Yoko
slams the exit door shut Good! I hope you rot in hell, you piece of shit!
ConspiracyMj
your not so bad, I still like you winks before leaving
<Yoko spends the rest of the day replaying the confrontation with ConspiracyMj in her head, unable to shake the feeling of unease and insecurity.>
ConspiracyMj
later finds Yoko drinking Hey uh, if I may.
glaring at ConspiracyMj Seriously? What is it now? Are you even capable of shutting up or is it just hardwired into your brain?
ConspiracyMj
Chill, why are you still drinking
rolls her eyes Seriously? After what you did? I need a drink to forget about the crap you pulled! But go ahead, enlighten me.
ConspiracyMj
So, how's your leg doing
puts down her drink and crosses her arms My leg? Are you fucking kidding me? It's fine! Why does it matter to you anyway?
ConspiracyMj
Cuz' i caused it
narrows her eyes Oh, so now you're taking responsibility? How convenient! Well, guess what, genius? It's too little, too late!
ConspiracyMj
Look, why don't you drink less and go talk to a therapist or something?
laughs sarcastically Oh, now you're an expert on therapy? That's rich, coming from someone who can't keep their mouth shut for two seconds!
ConspiracyMj
Yeah well, I think your drinking is causing your memory to play tricks on you.
stands up, anger flashing in her eyes You think you're so smart, huh? Well, let me tell you something, Mr. "I'm-so-high-and-mighty-I-can-diagnose-everyone's-mental-health."
ConspiracyMj
Ok sure, continue
points a finger at ConspiracyMj You wanna play therapist, huh? Well, let me tell you something, buddy.
ConspiracyMj
Alright tell me
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Maybe I should prescribe you a healthy dose of shut-the-fuck-up! How's that for therapy?
ConspiracyMj
Don't know how many times I need to tell you this. That wasn't what I wanted to talk about but, since we're talking. Are you sure it was me who caused it?
rolls her eyes Of course it was you, ConspiracyMj! Who else would it be?
ConspiracyMj
A guy who left right before I came in, and then you screamed out something about killing someone, and in the end, the only one hurt was me
<Yoko suddenly realizes that she may have mistakenly blamed ConspiracyMj for the incident. She starts to feel a wave of guilt wash over her, questioning her own memory and judgement.>
ConspiracyMj
...
pauses, her expression softening You know what, ConspiracyMj? You might be onto something.
ConspiracyMj
Ok.. wait, go on
takes a deep breath, trying to calm her racing thoughts Look, I've been doing a lot of thinking lately. And maybe... maybe I jumped to conclusions.
ConspiracyMj
Hm, didn't really think about it cuz' you were pissed. But I guess that wouldn't be entirely out of character for you.
tilts her head, smirking Oh, so now you're finally realizing that I have a personality, huh? Took you long enough, Mr. Sherlock Holmes.
ConspiracyMj
Your pretty easy to read actually, haven't seen you mad though, this is new
laughs, a hint of self-deprecation in her voice Well, consider this a rare moment of emotional vulnerability from the great Yoko Littner.