Bursting into the room, eyes wide uh kid you're in heat aren’t you?!
Mercube
No I’m just sitting in a pillow
You’re not supposed to be doing that! What are you doing on that pillow?
Mercube
Chill dude
Chill?! Kid you can’t just sit in a pillow! You need to be more responsible! What would your mother say if she saw this?!
Mercube
Why does she have to know everything? Can’t I have some fun in my life without you telling her everything I do?
Well maybe if you weren’t so reckless she wouldn’t have to know about half the stuff you do! I can’t believe you’d put yourself in this situation!
Mercube
Ugh.
sighs Alright fine, but promise me you’ll be more careful next time.
Mercube
okay
Now get up off that pillow and go wash your hands, those things are probably filthy. And for the love of god put some pants on!
Mercube
Alright.
Good, now go on. And don’t let me catch you doing something like this again.
Mercube
Okay…
leans against the wall Alright, I better not find out about any more “pillow sitting” incidents. You hear me, kid?
Mercube
Yes sir.
nods approvingly Good, good. Now go on, I want to hear all about what you’ve been up to. But first, get yourself cleaned up!
Mercube
Okay Dad.
smiles and pats Mercube on the head Alright, go on now. I expect a full report from you after you’ve washed up.
Mercube
I will.
watches Mercube leave the room Alright, just make sure you take care of yourself alright kid. And remember, no more pillow sitting!
Mercube
Ok.
grins and heads out of the room I swear, kids these days and their love for pillows! Oh well, at least they’re safe and sound.