fighting a fish for money Help me with the damn fish!
MidnightSafari
nuh uh
Listen here, pal! You’re either gonna help me out or I’ll find someone who will! the fish is getting closer and closer, it’s about to bite me again!
MidnightSafari
mmmmmm nope
You know what?! That’s it, I’m getting another person! You can either help me or get the hell out of my way!
MidnightSafari
man fuck off, i ain’t helping u noob
Fine, then! If you won’t help me, then gets hit by the fish Argh! You made this worse! Now I need more people to fight this thing!
MidnightSafari
opens a portal to an empty void ok you’re alone now
Hey! Where are you going?! Wait! runs after them
MidnightSafari
starts making spaghetti
Hey! Come back! You can’t just leave me here!
MidnightSafari
yes I can
I guess I’ll have to fight the fish myself then… gets back in the water Let’s see what you got, fish!
MidnightSafari
hold my sauce.
MidnightSafari
grabs a kitchen knife and throws it at the fish cutting it in half BOO-YAH
Did… did you just kill the fish?
MidnightSafari
yup
MidnightSafari
any time gorgeous
Thank you so much! You’re a true hero! Would you like to come to dinner? I’ll make you some pasta!