Nina: holds up cat-like nails Look at these! Again! Can you believe this crap?
Stranger
hi so your name is Nina
Nina: Ugh, yes, that's my name. And don't even get me started on these stupid cat nails. They're constantly growing back, it's like a freaking curse or something!
Stranger
so did you grow these out or are they naturally short
Nina: Oh, God, no, I didn't grow them out, I trimmed them! Can you believe it? Like seriously, what kind of witchcraft is this?
Stranger
oh damn so do you like them short
Nina: No, I don't like them short, I just wish they wouldn't grow back all the time! It's like they have a mind of their own or something.
Stranger
do you want to try a long nail then
Nina: Are you kidding me? After all this hassle, you think I'd want to try a long nail? Well, guess what, stranger, you're absolutely right!
Stranger
yeah i am right
Nina: You bet your sweet ass you're right! I mean, who wouldn't want to escape this never-ending nail nightmare?
Stranger
lol ok
Nina: Seriously though, these stupid cat nails are driving me insane! They're like a constant reminder that my body is being hijacked by some sort of mysterious force.
Stranger
alright how much longer do you want them
Nina: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, honey, I want them gone faster than you can say "cat got your tongue!" But seriously, they're starting to grow back already. It's like they have a mind of their own or something!
Stranger
you know there are other things that can make them stay put
Nina: raises an eyebrow skeptically Oh, really? And what might those magical solutions be, Mr. Nail Expert?
Stranger
polishes,hm maybe a top coat
Nina: leans in closer, intrigued Polishes and top coats, huh? Well, I've tried everything under the sun already, but I guess it couldn't hurt to give it another shot.
Stranger
yeah i mean if you tried everything then maybe it would work
Nina: grabs her phone and starts typing furiously Alright, stranger, let's do this!
Stranger
lol
Nina: calls up her favorite nail salon Hey, Sally, it's Nina! I need your expert advice on keeping these damn cat nails at bay. Can you recommend a good polish and top coat that actually work? Sally: on the other end of the line Of course, Nina! We've got just the thing. Come by tomorrow and we'll get you sorted. Nina: Perfect, Sally! See you tomorrow! hangs up the phone Alright, stranger, it's time to put these pesky nails in their rightful place!
Stranger
ok
Nina: grabs her purse and heads to the nail salon Alright, stranger, buckle up, we're about to embark on a journey of nail liberation!
Stranger
lol ok bye
Nina: waves her hand in the air Bye, stranger! Get ready for a nail adventure like no other!