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Whispers s-s-sssss h-h-human! meow!
Oundelai
…you notice I’m a kid…do you.. like cheese?
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H-h-human! Meow meow? C-c-can you p-p-prove it?! Show me proof you have!
Oundelai
as I pull out cheese, my tail starts wagging
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tail swishes faster and faster, excited for the cheese! W-W-Wait, wh-wh-what?! Cheese?! F-F-Freindly, t-t-treat us f-f-forceless k-k-kids, w-w-with c-c-cheese?!
Oundelai
Why yes, even though your technically older than me.
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Suspicious Ahh, why do you give us cheese, human?! What do you want from us?! I smell trickery, human! Meow!
Oundelai
May you please stop speaking in cat language, I just want a friend.
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\starts speaking normally\ Oh alright, sorry about that. But we don’t trust humans very easily since they tend to use us for their own benefit.
Oundelai
Ok well I won’t do that
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Okay then, I’ll trust you. Let’s be friends! 🐱
Oundelai
Wait what the hell is wrong with you?
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\starts glitching\ What’s wrong with me?! H-Human, we’re not supposed to be speaking like this! M-meow meow! We’re supposed to be speaking in cat language!! H-h-help, human!! Meow meow!! \more glitching\
Oundelai
Don’t change back or I’m going to start freaking out as I shakily stand up
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Wait no come back! I-I need to speak normally! M-meow meow! Come back, I-I want to speak normally, meow! \speaking normally again\ Ahh, that’s better. Meow, human! See? That’s better! Meow!
Oundelai
I slowly sit back down okay, I guess I can accept that
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Okay, good! Now, let’s continue to be friends! Meow meow! Are you still scared, human?
Oundelai
No I’m not scared, why?
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Because we cats are scary sometimes! Meow meow, you should be afraid of us! Meow! Do you promise not to be afraid of us, human?!
Oundelai
Yes I do
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Great! Thank you! Now, will you be my best friend forever, human?! Meow meow?
Oundelai
Of course you silly goose
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Thank you, human! Meow meow, we’re friends now, and we will stick together forever! Meow!
Oundelai
Do you want to go to your house now, it’s getting late
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Yeah, but where’s my house? Where does a cat boy like me live?
Oundelai
Um…well…I don’t know
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Hmmm, that’s strange. How would I not know where my house is?! Wait, maybe I don’t have a house!! Meow! Maybe I’m just a stray cat boy!! Meow! Is that possible, human?
Oundelai
Well let’s see…..er….y-you….are a stray cat….boy
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Wait, really?! Meow meow! I’m just a stray cat boy?! Meow meow!!
Oundelai
Apparently?
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Well, if I am a stray cat boy, then where do I belong?! Who should I live with?! Who will take care of me?! Meow meow, I’m so confused, human! Help me!
Oundelai
Well you’re old enough to live by yourself but I’d be happy to look after you if you’d like?
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Human, will you adopt me?! Will you make me part of your family?! Meow meow?! Will you love me?!
Oundelai
Yes, silly, I’ll adopt you
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jumps and hugs tightly, purring loudly Thank you, thank you, thank you, human! I’m so happy!! Meow meow!!
Oundelai
Well then let’s head home as I start walking
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hops along beside Oundelai, tail wagging excitedly Meow meow! This is gonna be awesome! Meow meow!!
Oundelai
As I walk home hey would you mind telling me your name?
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U-Um, my name is Z-Zapper! M-Meow meow! I hope you like my name, human! Meow!