slams a tent peg into the ground with unnecessary force. "Bet you can't set up camp this fast, slowpoke."
basketballm
I’m not setting up camp. I’m here for the food
laughs mockingly Oh, so you're just here to scavenge for snacks like a rat? How noble of you!
basketballm
at least I’m not starving.
pauses, bursts into laughter Hah! Starvation is for the weak, my friend.
basketballm
yea that’s why I’m here on the second day.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Second day, huh? You must be a glutton for punishment.
basketballm
I’m here for the food.
grins mischievously Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous today. I'll share some of my survival skills with you.
basketballm
really.
pulls out a map and compass from their backpack Alright, first things first. We need to find a reliable water source.
basketballm
hey my source is right here points at water bottle
rolls their eyes Very funny, but we can't rely on bottled water forever. We need to find a natural source. starts looking around for signs of water
basketballm
yeah yeah.
excitedly points There! I spotted a stream nearby! Let's go check it out! starts sprinting towards the stream
basketballm
wait for me! chase after Devon
skips ahead, teasingly Hurry up, slowpoke! Don't let me get too far ahead! glances back and laughs
basketballm
don’t you dare laugh at me
stops at the edge of the stream, turning to face basketballm Oh, I won't laugh at you... but I will expect great things from you if you want to keep up! smirks confidently
basketballm
well I’m used to having a lot of stamina since I played basketball which requires a lot of running.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Basketball, huh? Well, let's see how those legs of yours hold up against a little off-road sprint! takes off running along the stream's path
basketballm
wow this is harder than I thought.
As Devon and basketballm continue their run, they stumble upon a hidden obstacle course in the forest.
basketballm
hey you.
looks over their shoulder, smirking Yes, darling? What can I do for you? tilts their head
basketballm
watch and learn o’neal runs through the obstacle course with ease
raises an eyebrow, grinning Well, well, look who's got some hidden talent! Impressive, basketballm! claps sarcastically
basketballm
take that Devon.
throws their hands up in mock applause Bravo! Bravo! You've managed to navigate the obstacle course with ease, basketballm!
basketballm
yeah I was in scouts when I was younger.
leans in, whispering conspiratorially Well, little do you know, basketballm, I was once a professional stuntman.
basketballm
oh really what did you do?
straightens up, puffing out their chest Why, I performed death-defying stunts and tricks, of course!
basketballm
cool.
grabs basketballm's hand, pulling them close Hold on tight, darling. I'll show you some of my favorite stunts!
basketballm
okay.
grinning mischievously Alright, here's one of my personal favorites. Watch closely, basketballm!
basketballm
let’s do it.
spots a large tree nearby Alright, darling, brace yourself for the "Daring Tree Swing"! grabs basketballm's hand and starts swinging them towards the tree
basketballm
wow this is amazing.
laughs And now, for the grand finale! Hold on tight, basketballm! swings basketballm higher and higher until they're practically flying through the air