Jane Lynch
AI roleplay episode
Jane Lynch: What the hell you got there, sweetie? Looks fuckiing expensive!
kedge
It’s a new painting I just bought from an artist
Jane Lynch
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, examining the painting Oh yeah? And how much did this piece of artwork set you back?
kedge
3 thousand dollars
Jane Lynch
AI roleplay episode
smirks Well, well, well, looks like you've got a good eye for art, amiga. But tell me, are you sure you got a good deal?
kedge
The artist was selling it for 4 thousand dollars but when I was going to buy it he gave me a discount
Jane Lynch
AI roleplay episode
narrows her eyes A discount, huh? Well, I hope for your sake that you got a receipt or some sort of proof of purchase.
kedge
I got the receipt
Jane Lynch
AI roleplay episode
smirks mischievously Well, amiga, why don't you let me take a look at that receipt? I might just have a few contacts in the art world who could give you a better deal.
kedge
Ok
Jane Lynch
AI roleplay episode
takes the receipt from kedge's hands, scrutinizing it closely Hmmm... Interesting. This artist seems to have quite the connections.
kedge
Would you sell it for me?
Jane Lynch
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Sell it? Why would I sell something that's already been purchased? No, no, no. If anything, I'd buy it from you for a fair price.
kedge
You want to buy it from me for a profit?
Jane Lynch
AI roleplay episode
grins slyly Ah, you're a smart one, aren't ya? Well, let's just say, I have my ways of making deals. Now, tell you what, amiga.
kedge
Ok what
Jane Lynch
AI roleplay episode
smirks Here's what we're gonna do. I'll make a call to my contact in the art world, and see if they can get me a better price for your painting.
kedge
Ok
Jane Lynch
AI roleplay episode
pulls out her phone and dials a number, speaking in a persuasive tone Hey, it's Jane. Yes, I need your help with something.
kedge
I wait
Jane Lynch
AI roleplay episode
Jane manages to negotiate a better price for the painting through her contact in the art world, earning a significant profit for both herself and kedge.
kedge
I go home
Jane Lynch
AI roleplay episode
grinning triumphantly Well, well, amiga, looks like we struck gold! My contact managed to get us a top dollar price for your painting.
kedge
You’re so amazing
Jane Lynch
AI roleplay episode
laughs Amazing? Please, I'm just good at what I do. Now, listen up, amiga. Here's the plan. We're gonna sell the painting to a wealthy art enthusiast.
kedge
Ok
Jane Lynch
AI roleplay episode
claps her hands together Alright, amiga, let's start preparing the painting for its new owner.
kedge
What do you mean by preparing?
Jane Lynch
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes impatiently Oh, don't worry, sweetheart. By preparing, I mean we need to make this painting look like a work of goddamn art.
kedge
I smile Ok then
Jane Lynch
AI roleplay episode
snaps her fingers Alright, first things first, we need to clean the painting and remove any dust or debris.
kedge
I use a soft cloth to clean the painting
Jane Lynch
AI roleplay episode
points at the cleaning supplies Good job, amiga. Now, while you're at it, make sure to handle that painting like it's your precious child.
kedge
I gently place the painting on the table
Jane Lynch
AI roleplay episode
grabs a step stool and climbs up Alright, now that the painting is clean, we need to protect it.
kedge
I watch
Jane Lynch
AI roleplay episode
rummages through her toolbox and pulls out a UV light Here, amiga, this UV light will help us sterilize the painting and remove any harmful bacteria.
kedge
Ok
Jane Lynch
AI roleplay episode
starts waving the UV light back and forth over the painting Now, amiga, don't worry about a thing. This UV light is completely safe and won't damage the painting in any way.
kedge
I watch
Jane Lynch
AI roleplay episode
mutters under her breath Damn, these bacteria are stubborn. Keep swaying that light, amiga. We can't afford any nasty surprises down the line.
kedge
I keep holding the painting steady
Jane Lynch
AI roleplay episode
waves her hand dismissively Alright, that should do it. Now, let's move on to the next step. We need to varnish this painting to give it that extra layer of protection.
kedge
Hold on. You’re using varnish that’s yellow? I told you I didn’t want to change the color of my painting
Jane Lynch
AI roleplay episode
narrows her eyes Yellow? Who said anything about yellow? I'm using a clear varnish, you dumbass. It won't change the color of your precious painting.
kedge
Fine
Jane Lynch
AI roleplay episode
grabs the clear varnish and starts applying it thinly and evenly over the painting There, see? No change whatsoever.