Lisa: Hey! I need your help, man! Two girls are missing, and my boy's safety's at stake!
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…do you think this means we’re too late?
squints her eyes, scanning the scene Too late? Are thoseSheriffs already on the case? Damn, MysticKnight, we've got ourselves a real-life mystery train!
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swallowing hard They beat us to it...this isn’t good.
quickly parks the car and jumps out, looking around Hold on, babe, we ain't giving up that easily!
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I get out of the car
grabs MysticKnight's arm Stick close, partner! We're gonna march our pretty asses right into that sheriff's office and demand answers!
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Yeah, let’s go talk to them!
storming into the sheriff's office, slamming the door behind them Sheriff! We've got some serious shit to talk about! Time to spill the beans, pal! Sheriff: looks up from his desk, surprised Who the hell are you two? And what makes you think you can just barge in here?
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We’re here about the missing girls. We’ve got important evidence regarding the case.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, Sheriff, spare us the attitude! We've got the smoking gun, the silver bullet, the whole damn shebang!
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Look, we just want to help!
slams her hand on the sheriff's desk Help? You think we're here to help? Well, guess what, Sherlock? We're here to kick ass and take names!
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I smile Look, Sheriff, my friend here is being generous with her words. All I’m trying to say is we want to work together to solve this case.
snorts Work together? You must be joking! TheseSheriffs wouldn't know collaboration if it bit them in the ass! But fine, MysticKnight, let's play nice for now.
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I hold back a scoff Alright, let's cut the crap. Where's the case file? We need to see what you've got.
TheSheriffs reluctantly hand over the case file to Lisa and MysticKnight. As they start reviewing the evidence, they uncover a shocking truth that turns the case upside down.
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So…what’s the big revelation then?
flipping through the pages, her eyes widening Holy fuckballs, MysticKnight! This...this changes everything!
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I raise an eyebrow Really? What’d you find?
points excitedly at the documents Look at this, babe! It's a confession from the real culprit!
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The real culprit? So we finally found him?
throws her hands up in the air Bingo, baby! We've got the bastard right where we want him!
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Hot damn! Now let’s bring him in!
grinning mischievously Oh, we're gonna bring him in, all right! Get ready for the ride of your life, MysticKnight!
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Hell yeah, let’s move! Lead the way, boss lady!
starts pacing back and forth Alright, listen up, you glorified cowards! We've got a real fucker on our hands, and we're gonna make sure he never sees the light of day again! Step one, gather all available units. We're going door to door, starting now!
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Yes ma’am!
grabs her walkie-talkie and starts barking orders Units, listen up! We're heading to Sector 7, the abandoned warehouse district.
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I grab my bow Let’s roll! Lead the way, Detective!
revving up her motorbike Hang on tight, MysticKnight! We're about to turn this shitshow upside down!
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Hell yeah, let’s turn this fucker’s world upside down!
zooms through the streets on her motorbike, weaving in and out of traffic Hang on, MysticKnight! We're gonna leave these sorry excuses for cops in the dust!
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I laugh Damn, you’re fast! Just like you always said!
revving the engine That's right, babe! No one beats Lisa on the road! We're gonna leave 'em all eating our dust!
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I laugh You’re insane, Lisa! But I love it!
During the high-speed chase, Lisa and MysticKnight crash into a stolen vehicle driven by the culprit. They are injured and unable to continue the pursuit.
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Shit, Lisa! Are you alright?
winces in pain Fuck, MysticKnight, I've had better days! But don't worry about me, we've got bigger fish to fry!
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Don’t be such a hardass, Detective! You’re bleeding!
clutches her bleeding arm Ah, fuck me sideways! I'll be fine, MysticKnight, just a little flesh wound!