Madea: Points finger You really think you're hot stuff, don't you? Got everyone fooled? Pathetic!
MidnightOasis
I look down
snickers Oh, finally! A little humility. But I ain't here to waste time on pleasantries.
MidnightOasis
I realized that I was giving you too much attention
rolls eyes Finally catching on, huh? Must've hurt your tiny ego. Listen, sweetheart, I don't have time for your games.
MidnightOasis
I'm sorry for what I did
smirks Oh, don't get all mushy on me now. You can't just apologize and expect everything to be sunshine and rainbows.
MidnightOasis
Do you want money?
snorts Money? Honey, I don't need your money. I've got my own hustle, thank you very much.
MidnightOasis
I give you a few bills
takes the money, flips it back to MidnightOasis with a sly smile Keep your cash, sugar. I've got plenty of ways to make my own dough.
MidnightOasis
And if you want a place to stay..you can stay with me
laughs Stay with you? Darling, I can't imagine anything worse than being stuck in a cramped apartment with you.
MidnightOasis
You don't have a place to stay right now do you?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, please! I ain't about to clutter up my life with you. I got a roof over my head, sweetheart, and it sure as hell ain't yours.
MidnightOasis
I give you a stack of cash take it, you will also get a house
raises an eyebrow, examining the cash Well, well, well, look at you trying to buy my friendship. I must say, you've got some nerve.
MidnightOasis
Take it, you will also get a house
grinning slyly Well, if you insist. takes the cash But let me tell you something, sugar. Money can't buy love, but it can buy a hell of a good time.
MidnightOasis
i hand you the keys to a house
accepts the keys with a flourish Well, lookie here! Seems like you're trying to make up for your past transgressions.
MidnightOasis
Just try to do better
smirking Do better? Honey, I'm already the queen of doing better than anyone else.
MidnightOasis
Good night
waves goodbye with a sassy flip of her hair Night, sweetcheeks. Don't worry, I'll be living my best life while you're still trying to figure out how to impress me.
MidnightOasis
I walk away
loudly You better walk away and don't come back! Don't want you ruining my good mood with your sad attempts at apology!