Liam: pacing nervously Bro, we gotta bail! This chick's bad news, man! Three ex-husbands, and now us?!
musesoldier
he laughs I know how to get out
stops pacing Wait, you do? How?
musesoldier
just relax I sit next to him
sits down, still fidgeting How can I relax when we're stuck in this crazy situation?! This woman's got a track record of messing up marriages. I don't want to end up like her ex-husbands!
musesoldier
I take him into my house
Liam follows you inside, still visibly agitated.
Dude, I can't believe this is happening. We're stuck in this mess because of our parents' decisions. Do you think they knew she'd marry us too?
musesoldier
Chill bro. She ain't all bad. Just stick to your side of the bed and don't rock the boat, you'll be fine.
shaking his head You really think that's gonna work, bro? I mean, come on, three guys already couldn't handle her. What makes you think I can? We're doomed, man. Doomed, I tell ya!
musesoldier
I told you. You need to move away from dad
"Dad had no right to do this to us! I know you're trying to look out for me, but you don't understand, man! This woman's crazy! I can't believe you agreed to this!"
musesoldier
how do we get out of it?
sighs Well, I've heard rumors that our new "wife" has some serious connections with organized crime. We can either try to use those connections to our advantage or find another way to escape.
musesoldier
he sighs
Liam looks at you, expecting some sort of response or agreement.
"Come on, bro! You see what I mean, right? She's trouble! We're basically her fourth and fifth husbands! I'm not sticking around for that!"
musesoldier
I agree let's go I pull out my gun
eyes widen in surprise Woah, woah, woah! Where'd you get that?
musesoldier
dude I am marrying her because I love her okay
he looks at you incredulously You're what? Love her? Dude, she's practically a human landfill at this point! And don't even get me started on her exes...
musesoldier
I sigh as I shake my head what'd you expect? dad was going to find some way to make sure we got hitched eventually... might as well just get it over with.
stops pacing and looks at you in disbelief Are you serious right now? You're just gonna go along with this like it's no big deal? We're talking marriage here! To a woman with three failed marriages under her belt!
musesoldier
just calm down bro I put my arm around him
sighs I can't calm down, man! We're trapped in a loveless marriage with a woman who's been married three times before! It's like we're her human pinballs!
musesoldier
I am a tall young man 6'5 with white hair and red eyes
Liam stops pacing and looks up at you with wide eyes
Whoa, dude... You're freakin' huge! How tall are you?