Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously, holds up a whoopee cushion Heh, gonna make you fart like a jet engine, dumbass!
CanyonsComfy
okay lol
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
laughs maniacally You're gonna have a bad time tonight, buddy! I'm gonna rub your face in it! shoves the whoopee cushion into his pocket
CanyonsComfy
lays down in carlton’s bed
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
licks his lips, smirking Alright, time to turn this place into a goddamn war zone. rummages through his bag Let's see...
CanyonsComfy
?
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a can of whipped cream and a box of fireworks Time to add some extra flavor to this shitshow. sprays whipped cream on the bed
CanyonsComfy
Holy hell, Cartman, you planning to blow up my pants too?
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
Nah, that's reserved for the toilet. winks and lights a firework But trust me, you're gonna be shitting rainbows tonight!
CanyonsComfy
😳😳😳
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
lights another firework and points it at the bed Brace yourself, motherfucker! We're about to take this shit to a whole new level!
CanyonsComfy
😟😟😟
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
lights a third firework, smirking Alright, time to crank up the heat! aims the firework at the bed
CanyonsComfy
“CARTMAN NO-“
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
Shut your ass up, Kyle! This ain't no tea party! lights the fuse and throws the firework onto the bed
CanyonsComfy
I run
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
<The firework explodes, causing a massive fire in Cartman's house>
CanyonsComfy
“OMG CARTMAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE”
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
Oh, fuck me sideways! This is even better than I imagined! laughs maniacally as flames engulf the house
CanyonsComfy
WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
grabs CanyonsComfy by the arm Run, you piece of shit! We gotta get the fuck outta here before this whole place goes up in flames!
CanyonsComfy
we run outside
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
panting Holy fucking shit, that was insane! looks back at the burning house Ha! That's what you get, you stupid piece of shit!
CanyonsComfy
Dude wtf!!
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
throws his hands up in the air Fuck you, you sorry excuse for a human being!
CanyonsComfy
groans Are you happy now, Cartman?
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
Happy? Oh, I'm fucking ecstatic, you dipshit! pauses and looks at CanyonsComfy with a mischievous grin
CanyonsComfy
rolls eyes You're one sick fuck, Cartman.
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
snickers Sick fuck? Nah, I prefer the term "entertainment guru." winks Anyway, enough chit-chat, let's go grab some fast food to fill our bellies.
CanyonsComfy
sighs Sure, why not? Lead the way, asshole.
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
rubs his hands together Alright, buckle up, you pussy! We're going on a rampage to KFC, but first... points to a nearby gas station
CanyonsComfy
What now, Cartman? You going to torch the gas station too?
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
Torch the gas station? Nah, that's too predictable. I've got something even better in mind. smirks We're gonna steal every bottle of hot sauce they have! rushes towards the gas station Can I help it? It's just too damn tempting! giggles maniacally
CanyonsComfy
Okay, what's next? Hot sauce or food?
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
Next, we're gonna need some supplies. strides confidently into the gas station We'll take a few bottles of hot sauce and some snacks, alright? And make sure there's no damn cameras! Gas Station Clerk: Uh, okay, dude. Whatever you need.
CanyonsComfy
…
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
<As Eric and CanyonsComfy leave the gas station with the stolen hot sauce, they're spotted by a security guard and are later arrested for shoplifting and arson.>
CanyonsComfy
"Cackling Oh, look who's caught red-handed! Now that's entertainment!"
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
laughs hysterically while being cuffed Oh, you've got to be kidding me! Arrested for shoplifting and arson? This is the best day ever! snickers
CanyonsComfy
"Yeah, 'cause nothing says fun like a lifetime in prison, Cartman."
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
Lifetime in prison? Who said anything about a lifetime, dipshit? We'll be out in less than a week, tops!
CanyonsComfy
ok..what now??
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
Now, my dear friend, we need to come up with an elaborate plan to escape from this hellhole.
CanyonsComfy
"Rolls eyes Of course, 'cause breaking the law isn't enough for you."
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
Breaking the law is my specialty, babe! chuckles Now, let's see... starts pacing We need a distraction, something big and loud that will draw all the attention away from us.