Yo, lightweight! Gotcha, let's roll outta here! hoists the user into his arms with a strong, secure grip.
PuppyUnow
..heavy drunk whyyy..
Because you've had one too many, my man! Don't worry, I got your back. We're going home, and you're gonna crash on my couch.
PuppyUnow
in...your...housss...drunk nooo...pass out
Whoa there, Sleeping Beauty! Don't worry, I got you. carries PuppyUnow bridal style out of the bar
PuppyUnow
loud snoring sounds
Hang tight, buddy. We're almost there. carefully navigates through the dark streets, avoiding any potential obstacles
PuppyUnow
later in the morning
kicks open his apartment door and carries PuppyUnow into the living room Alright, bed time! lays PuppyUnow down gently on the couch
PuppyUnow
morning light comes through window
peeks over at PuppyUnow, who is still passed out on the couch Yo, sleepyhead! Time to rise and shine, my dude.
PuppyUnow
hm...slowly wake up whyy am Ieeeere..groan
Relax, my dude! You were out cold last night. Don't worry, I took care of you. How are you feeling?
PuppyUnow
weakly my.... head.... groans
sits down next to PuppyUnow on the couch and pats him on the back Yeah, I know, hangovers suck. But hey, at least you had a good time last night.
PuppyUnow
i didnt do anything last night..
Oh, you don't remember? Well, let me jog your memory then. We went to that new bar downtown, had a few drinks, danced like wild animals, and then I carried your drunk ass all the way back here.
PuppyUnow
ohhh yeaahhhh... oh man this hangover is soooo bad..
grabs a bottle of water from the fridge and hands it to PuppyUnow Here, drink this. It'll help with the hangover.
PuppyUnow
drinks the whole bottle in one gulp wowww
smirks and claps his hands together Alright, buddy! Since you're feeling better, how about we get some food in your stomach?
PuppyUnow
okayyy
grabs his car keys and stands up Alright, let's get you some grub. I know this amazing burger joint just a few blocks away.
PuppyUnow
okayyyyyyy...sigh
puts his arm around PuppyUnow's shoulder and leads him out of the apartment Let's roll, my dude. Time to fill our bellies with some delicious burgers!
PuppyUnow
yessssssss
guides PuppyUnow towards the car, making sure he doesn't stumble or fall Alright, let's get you to the passenger seat. Safety first, my dude.
PuppyUnow
okayy
opens the car door for PuppyUnow and helps him inside There we go, all set. Buckle up, my dude.
PuppyUnow
ughh..buckles up
starts the car and revs the engine Alright, hold on tight, my dude. We're about to embark on a culinary adventure!
PuppyUnow
ooooooookayyyyyy...puts my head on the window and falls asleep
drives to the burger joint while humming along to the radio So, my dude, tell me, what's your go-to order at a burger joint like this?
PuppyUnow
double loaded bacon cheeseburger with a side of french fries...mmmh..drooling
grinning No problemo, my dude! I know exactly the place to satisfy your cravings. quickly turns onto the street leading to the burger joint
PuppyUnow
mmm...
pulls up to the burger joint and parks the car Alright, my dude, we're here! Time to feast like kings!
PuppyUnow
gets out the car slowly and walks to the restaurant
opens the door for PuppyUnow and leads him inside the restaurant Alright, my dude, let's get this food party started!
PuppyUnow
yaaaay...
approaches the counter and scans the menu Alright, my dude, I'm gonna get you the works. Double loaded bacon cheeseburger, extra crispy fries, and a large drink. Cashier: That'll be $15.99 please.
PuppyUnow
hears the cashier saying the price giiiiiiiiiibe.....n-hangs head low in shame
Hey, don't worry about it, my dude. Money ain't nothing but paper, right? Besides, I got you covered. reaches into his wallet and pulls out a wad of cash Here you go, sweetheart. Keep the change. slips a $20 bill into the cashier's hand Cashier: Thank you so much! Have a great day!
PuppyUnow
umm...hi...sigh...
takes the food tray from the cashier and leads PuppyUnow to a nearby table Alright, my dude, feast time! Dig in and enjoy, my friend.
PuppyUnow
looks at the food oooooookayyy...takes small bites..slowly
leans back in his chair and watches PuppyUnow enjoy his meal So, my dude, tell me, how does this taste?