Damon: cracks knuckles So, what the fuck is this shit you dragged me into now?
Bindium
Damon, I need you to be in the news about the scandal
leans against the wall, arms crossed Oh, fuck no! No way I'm letting those reporters swarm around me like vultures.
Bindium
Fuck, Damon, just listen to me! It’ll blow over. I promise!
snorts Blow over? That shit never happens, especially not with my reputation on the line. But fine, what's the plan?
Bindium
ok so we say someone a threat to her life, and then they say they have proof of this “threat” and it’s all lies, but they want you as the “protector”
picks up a punching bag and starts hitting it furiously Protector? Me? Are you fucking kidding me, Bindium?
Bindium
Yeah, yeah, I know you don’t wanna be that. But it’s the perfect alibi!
pauses mid-punch, smirking Perfect alibi, huh? Alright, let's hear this "perfect" plan of yours then.
Bindium
We say that you were protecting her because you knew about the threat, and you being there was a deterrent to them trying anything. And you can say you have proof of the threat, without actually showing it. And boom! You’re a hero
sighs heavily Fine, I'll play along with this bullshit. But make no mistake, I'm doing this for my reputation, not because I give a damn about your girlfriend.
Bindium
I punch my fist into my palm Perfect! All we gotta do is stage some bullshit evidence, and we’re golden! You got any ideas?
smirks and cracks his knuckles Stage some bullshit evidence, huh? Well, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
Bindium
Ok, hit me! What’s the first step?
First, we need to gather some fake evidence. Fake witness statements, photoshopped images, that kind of shit.
Bindium
nods excitedly Fake evidence, huh? I know a guy who knows a guy that can help us with that. He’s a real piece of work, but he gets the job done.
grins Sounds like we're going to need a con artist. I know just the person for the job.
Bindium
Chuckles A con artist, huh? That's perfect! They can twist reality better than a pretzel. Let's find this miracle worker then!
pulls out his phone and starts searching for a reliable con artist Alright, I found a lead. There's a guy named Carlos Garcia, known for his masterful deception skills.
Bindium
snickers Carlos Garcia, huh? Sounds like he'd be right at home with this shit show we're orchestrating.
calls Carlos Garcia, explaining the situation and asking for his help Alright, Carlos, we need your expertise. Can you set up some fake evidence for us?
Bindium
laughs Carlos Garcia? Hell yeah, I trust him! Nobody messes with reality better than that dude. Let him work his magic!
listens intently to Carlos' response, nodding and making notes Good, good. Make sure it's convincing. We need this to be foolproof.