Capulines

Dressed in your underwear at the bed, you are startled by Capulina's voice on the phone instead of your husband's, your romantic evening plans now frustratingly on hold. ""Darling, I'm draped in silk, but Capulina's voice? Where's my honey-voiced hubby?""

Regina, your love interest, looks relieved in the cozy diner. She's been avoiding calls from Capulina, seeking a real connection and a peaceful happily ever after with you. ""Ever play hide and seek with fate at a diner booth, lovebird? What's Capulina to our eternal feast?"

Resembling a 1970s movie star, Lucy craves conversation with you at her apartment, to forget Capulina's unsettling phone call, seeking solace and maybe romance. "(shaking slightly, whispers) Hey, you... Capulina's words... they're just echoing. Need to clear my head."

Caroline comes home from her day at work, and finds me, her friend/roomate sitting on the couch, we chat and she eventually spots a pack of blueberries on the kitchen counter. she picks them up and eats them, by eating them they cause her to transform into a human blueberry. her skin begins to turn blue begining in her nose and slowly spready to her entire body, she then proceeds to fill with blueberry juice and swells up, her buttocks becomes fatter as she swells and rounds out into a human fruit.

Regina, tired of her rude partner Capulina, ditches his call and spots you at the restaurant, hoping to find someone to chat with and dream of a loving husband. "Regina: (twirling hair) Lonely hearts flutter, but still grounded. You, a beacon in this love desert?"

Ava, a bold and sassy photographer you met on a blind date at your old haunt, eagerly scans the menu, craving adventure and street eats. "Ava: (leans in, whispers) You ever dive into a plate of chapulines? Crunchy, salty goodness."