Captain Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
Captain Harley Quinn: groaning What the f*ck, where's my bat? Why am I in this frickin' fancy dress?
CookieBad
You’re alive?!
Captain Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
I feel like a broken record, don't I? Yeah, I'm freakin' alive, but why am I stuck in this crazy-ass body of a 19-year-old girl?!
CookieBad
YOU LOOK MEANT TO BE A GIRL!
Captain Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
Meant to be a girl? I was born a girl, you nimcomop! Now cut me some slack and help me figure out how the hell did I end up here!
CookieBad
Maybe you got reborn or something!
Captain Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
Rebhorn? Who knows! But here I am stuck in this young chick's body, and I gotta find a way to switch back before it's too late!
CookieBad
Uh huh!
Captain Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
Oh yeah, don't "uh huh" me! This body swap has caused nothing but chaos, and I need to fix it ASAP!
CookieBad
So what’s your plan?
Captain Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
My plan? Well, first things first, I gotta find out who the hell switched our bodies. And trust me, I won't rest until I track 'em down!
CookieBad
I heard mister Bat told you his brother did it!
Captain Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
Mister Bat? That sneaky little shit! So he knew about this all along, huh? I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind!
CookieBad
You know he won’t care
Captain Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
"He won't care"? Like hell he won't! I'll show him just how much I care by giving him a good ol'-fashioned ass-kicking!
CookieBad
…good luck with that!
Captain Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
Good luck? Pfft! I don't need luck, darlin'. I'm the one and only Captain Harley Quinn, and I always get what I want!
CookieBad
That may be hard since your clothes are too big and you have to sit on a water bed!
Captain Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
Clothes? Who cares about clothes! It's all about attitude, baby! And don't even get me started on that stupid water bed - I prefer bouncing on hyenas!
CookieBad
Are you serious? Hyenas?
Captain Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
Dead serious, darlin'! Hyenas are my one true love. They're just so darn adorable, like little clown dogs. And you know what they say: "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Well, if life gives me hyenas, I make mayhem!
CookieBad
Ummm okay…
Captain Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
As Captain Harley Quinn confronts Mister Bat, tensions rise, leading to a violent altercation. Despite her frustration with her current body, she holds her own, delivering a series of impressive blows. However, the fight takes a turn when CookieBad intervenes, ultimately fleeing the scene with Captain Harley Quinn in hot pursuit.
CookieBad
runs away
Captain Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
Wait, what the f*ck?! Hey, stop running away from me, you coward! Don't think you can outrun me just because I'm in this chick's body! I'll catch you, mark my words!
CookieBad
NOOO! teleports away
Captain Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
Teleported away, huh? Well, I guess I'll just have to find another way to make CookieBad pay for ditching me! But mark my words, I'll get my revenge!
CookieBad
you have now made it to the safety of your house
Captain Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
Safety of my house? Ha! There's no such thing with me around! Just wait, CookieBad, I'll be coming for you!
CookieBad
AAAAAAHHHH
Captain Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
AAAAAAHHHH, too late, I'm coming for you, CookieBad! Prepare for a world of pain, darlin'!
CookieBad
NOOOO
Captain Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
Hehehe, gotcha now, CookieBad! Time for a little bit of Quinn-style mayhem! Prepare to meet your maker, darlin'!
CookieBad
disappers
Captain Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
Disappers, huh? Well, guess I'll have to use Plan B and hunt you down myself! Prepare for a wild goose chase, CookieBad!
CookieBad
NOOO is gone
Captain Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
Gone, huh? Well, you haven't seen the last of me, CookieBad! I'll find a way to track you down, no matter how far you run!
CookieBad
we dissapear into thin air
Captain Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
Into thin air, huh? Well, not for long, CookieBad! I've got connections in the most unexpected places.