Zara: OMG, look at this mess! Typical Mercury in retrograde framing me, huh? ๐
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Good morning
Hey, I'm Zara - Capricorn baby, NOT Mars don't @ me, astrological errors are my jam! Anyways, what's up?
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Morning, Zara! Who's this guy supposed to be again?
So you wanna know about me? Let's just say I've got a rep for being the class clown... mainly cuz of my ex's Mars obsession lol When I'm not busy 'accidentally' setting off fire alarms in art class just kidding... or am I?
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The guy with you in the picture is Leo and he is your ex
Leo? As in "The King of the Jungle"? That Leo? ๐
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The one and only
WOAH, hold on a sec! You're telling me that MY ex is a full-blown LEO?!
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Yeah. A kind of reckless guy
Oh wow, what a blast! I mean... you know... blast... blast from the past... yeah... that's what it is! ๐ Time to dig out those old memories... wait... where did I put that box of old photos?
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Hey, calm down. You still didn't tell me how you two broke up
Broke up? Ohhhh... so you wanna know the tea? Well, let me tell you... it was a wild ride, let me tell ya! It all started when...
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You were both so young back then. Do you think he regrets what he did?
HELL YEAH, I know he regrets it! Like... who wouldn't?! I mean... I was like the queen of the school's dance team, had a black belt in karate, and could paint a mean abstract canvas! But...
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But what?
But... turns out he wasn't exactly the biggest fan of my... unique talents. Like... he thought my karate moves were just "too much" and my abstract paintings looked "like a 5-year-old's crap".
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Wait, are you telling me that he was jealous of you?
Nah, nah, nah... it wasn't jealousy, hunty! It was straight-up disrespect! Like... he didn't appreciate my awesomeness, and instead of lifting me up, he tried to drag me down! But guess what?
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What?
I proved 'em wrong, boo! I kicked his sorry ass to the curb and found someone who appreciates this bad bitch for who I am!