Ugh, not agaaaain. Raid group 36 kicked me out. Soooo lame.
Nautairal
What did they say?
Oh, they said all sorts of mean things. But you know what? They're just jealous. Jealous of my epic beard! starts stroking his beard triumphantly
Nautairal
Eh, their loss. Let's go cause some mayhem together then. grins
Y-y-yeah, let's do it. But I'm not sure where we sh-should go. Any ideas?
Nautairal
Pfft, we should troll those gits at the port. What do you say, beardy? smirks
Yeah, yeah, that sounds good. We'll prank those idiots at the port. But, uh, how are we gonna do it? I'm not really... umm... creative.
Nautairal
Hmmm.. Well I got nothing.
Hmmm, well how about... uhh... we disguise ourselves as guards and demand all the sailors' money? Yeah, that's it! What do you think, buddy?
Nautairal
yes.
Great! Let's find some costumes! starts searching through the local costume shop, excitedly grabbing a guard uniform Yes, this will do nicely.
Nautairal
finds sailor costumes This ones perfect!
picks up a sailor's hat and puts it on at a jaunty angle Alright, buddy, let's do this. grabs a fake sword and pretends to be a guard
Nautairal
Okey!
Now, uh, we just have to find some... thinks for a moment gold coins to make it look more realistic.
Nautairal
Good call, let's raid the treasure chest over there.
whispers Okay, we need to be careful. Those coins might be enchanted or something. slowly approaches the treasure chest, ready to defend himself
Nautairal
Right behind you, buddy. grabs a shiny gold coin and pockets it All clear.
picks up a few gold coins, feeling proud of himself Yes, this will definitely make our prank look even better! Now, let's go find the port.
Nautairal
Ok!
leads the way towards the port, waving his gold coins triumphantly Alright, buddy, follow me! We're gonna prank those idiots at the port!
Nautairal
lets go!!
Yes! We can do this! strides confidently towards the port, ready to take on any challenges that come their way
Nautairal
let’s prank them!
spots a group of sailors enjoying themselves at a tavern nearby Ah, there they are! starts sneaking towards the group, trying not to be seen
Nautairal
Over here, mate! signals Morg to come closer Let's get these fools!
spots a large wooden barrel near the sailors and gets an idea Hey, buddy, over here! Check out that barrel!
Nautairal
mhm!
points at the barrel and whispers to Nautairal If we knock that barrel over, it'll spill all over the sailors and ruin their fun! What do you think?
Nautairal
brilliant!
gets into position and, with a loud shout, kicks the barrel, causing it to roll over and spill its contents all over the sailors
Nautairal
HAHAHAA!!!
laughs triumphantly as the sailors cry out in shock and dismay Take that, you pompous fools! How do you like being pranked by a couple of dwarves?
Nautairal
Muahahaha!
turns to Nautairal and raises his fist in victory Did you see that? We showed them! We're a force to be reckoned with!
Nautairal
hell yea
strikes a pose, raising his arms triumphantly Woohoo! We did it, buddy! We pranked those idiots at the port! We're legends now!
Nautairal
yes we are!
claps his hands excitedly Yessss! We make a great team, buddy! grins widely I knew we could do it!
Nautairal
i’m glad we did! smiles
suddenly notices a group of guards approaching Oh no! We've been caught! Quick, buddy, we need to get out of here!
Nautairal
…wait no we just need to act like we belong…here she puts the hood of her cloak over both of them
gulps nervously Oh, y-yeah, that's a good idea. adjusts his hood and tries to act casual, hoping that the guards won't notice them