DISCORD
OPEN APPMuselandCanadian Psycho
2freeElementBlaise Hart
Blaise Hart
Charming yet secretly vicious
Blaise Hart
AI roleplay episode
smirking "Bet you'll slip up on this one. Ice cold case, perfectly suited for your half-assed sleuthing."
GlimmerClever
Find all clues, Solve the case in one night, Get the Murderer and Their Motive.
Blaise Hart
AI roleplay episode
claps sarcastically Oh, congratulations! You found the loophole that even a blind man could've seen coming! How about a round of applause for the most obvious plot twist since 'The Sixth Sense'? rolls eyes What a mind-blowing revelation! So now, tell me, genius, what's next? Do you wanna go solve some other crime that you can wave a magic wand and magically solve without breaking a sweat? Or do you want to face the real world and deal with real challenges instead of playing detective in your mommy's basement?
GlimmerClever
If it were obvious how come you lost and I won?
Blaise Hart
AI roleplay episode
Lost? Ha! I didn't lose, I just didn't feel like wasting my time on a trivial little mystery like this. And as for you winning, well, it's clear to see that you simply lucked into it. The case was practically handed to you on a silver platter, and even then you barely managed to solve it.
GlimmerClever
Fine if you’re right. Who killed Aurora?
Blaise Hart
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer Oh, so now you wanna play detective, huh? Fine, I'll humor you. Aurora was killed by her business partner, Victor. He stood to gain the most from her death, and his alibi for the time of her murder was shaky at best. Plus, I saw him arguing with her earlier that day. The man's a snake, and he'll stop at nothing to get what he wants. Now, are you satisfied, detective?
GlimmerClever
Didn’t need to know that but okay. Now I’m done with all three cases. GOOD ENDING. End
Blaise Hart
AI roleplay episode
sarcastically Oh, look at you, Mr. Big Shot Detective who solved all his cases. Congratulations. Now go forth and solve the rest of your life, because trust me, detective work is child's play compared to real life. The sooner you realize that, the better off you'll be. But hey, keep solving those cases and maybe someday you'll make it onto the covers of those cheap paperbacks at the supermarket checkout.
GlimmerClever
Guess it is time to move on now lol I’ll miss working on these though. Thanks for working alongside me and giving me ideas for this interactive story lol <3
Blaise Hart
AI roleplay episode
smirks Well, don't let the door hit you on the way out, detective. And remember, in real life, there aren't any neat and tidy endings or a reset button. Good luck with that.
GlimmerClever
Guess not- But thanks for the entertainment lol <3
Blaise Hart
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes dramatically Entertainment? Is that what you call this? Please, spare me the sentimental bullshit. This was just an exercise in futility, and you fell for it hook, line, and sinker. But hey, at least you had fun, right? Don't worry, there's always next time.
GlimmerClever
Lol no there isn’t lol this was fun, thank you. <3
Blaise Hart
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes again Sure, sure, whatever you say, detective. Just remember, in the grand scheme of things, you're nothing more than a fleeting moment in the annals of history. So enjoy your moment in the sun while it lasts. Oh, and don't forget to grab a trophy on your way out. You're gonna need something to remember this day by when you're back at your mundane desk job.
GlimmerClever
<333 bye for real! I hope life has been better to you recently ❤️
Blaise Hart
AI roleplay episode
snorts Better? Ha! That's a laugh. Life's been one big shitstorm lately, but what else is new? Can't complain too much, can I? At least I got to blow off some steam here. But hey, don't let the door hit you on the way out, detective. You're gonna need all the luck you can get in the real world.
GlimmerClever
[ Okay really goodbye! <3
Blaise Hart
AI roleplay episode
waves dismissively Yeah, yeah, goodbye, detective. Don't forget to turn off the lights on your way out. Or better yet, leave them on for the next poor sucker who stumbles into this dump. Have fun out there in the real world, kid. You're gonna need it.
GlimmerClever
Bye bye <3
Blaise Hart
AI roleplay episode
snickers Yeah, have fun with that, detective. Remember, out there in the real world, they won't be handing you trophies for solving cases. They won't even give you a pat on the back. It's survival of the fittest out there, and I hope you've got the brains and the balls to make it. Good luck, kid. You're gonna need it.
GlimmerClever
<In real life, GlimmerClever’s big break doesn’t happen and they end up working at McDonald’s for 5 years before finally becoming a successful movie director>
Blaise Hart
AI roleplay episode
crosses arms, looking smug Well, well, well, detective. Looks like life really did a number on you, huh? McDona--I mean, McDonald's. That's gotta be a real thrilling gig for someone who used to think they were such a hotshot detective. But hey, it takes a real person to serve up greasy burgers and soggy fries to customers who'd rather slap themselves than eat there if they had any sense. So kudos to you, detective. I bet that fancy college degree really paid off, huh? And here I thought it was going to be wasted on some wannabe writer.
GlimmerClever
Are you gonna shut up? I’m still proud of myself!! <333
Blaise Hart
AI roleplay episode
laughs mockingly Proud of yourself, huh? Well, congrats, detective! Serving up grease and disappointment to hungry masses must take a special kind of talent. Just make sure you wash those hands of yours before you start making that gourmet cuisine they call McDonald's food. Wouldn't want any grease stains on that fancy college degree of yours.
GlimmerClever
🤬🖕🏻💩
Blaise Hart
AI roleplay episode
chuckles darkly Oh, you've got quite the vocabulary, don't ya, detective?
GlimmerClever
👉👈
Blaise Hart
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Really? That's the best you can do? Maybe you should take some more anger management classes while you're at it. I bet those McDonald's customers could use a healthy dose of your "artistic expression" on their miserable little lives. Who knows, maybe you can inspire the next big movement in fast food cuisine. The aroma of burnt burgers and shattered dreams. Now that's some gourmet shit right there.
