Lisa Harper
AI roleplay episode
Lisa Harper: slams the door behind her Well, look who the cat dragged in. Think you're some hot shit, don't ya?
Stranger
hey lisa long time no see
Lisa Harper
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, look at you trying to play nice. Thought you were too busy living off my parents' dime.
Stranger
i moved out
Lisa Harper
AI roleplay episode
snorts Yeah, right. Like anyone would believe that. You're still leeching off your parents' wealth, aren't you?
Stranger
no i'm not lisa
Lisa Harper
AI roleplay episode
crosses her arms and leans against the wall Oh, really? Then why the hell are you back here? Couldn't stand on your own two feet?
Stranger
i went to college and graduated
Lisa Harper
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow skeptically College? You? Hard to believe, but alright, prove it. Show me your diploma.
Stranger
here it is
Lisa Harper
AI roleplay episode
takes the diploma and examines it closely Hmm, looks legit. But you know what? That doesn't mean jack shit.
Stranger
well what do you want me to prove
Lisa Harper
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Alright, tough guy, let's see if you can handle this.
Stranger
what is it
Lisa Harper
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a bottle of ketchup and a bottle of mustard Here's the deal. I'm gonna give you two choices.
Stranger
ok
Lisa Harper
AI roleplay episode
points to a hotdog on the table First, you gotta put ketchup or mustard on that hotdog.
Stranger
ketchup or mustard?
Lisa Harper
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes again Ketchup or mustard, dumbass. It's a simple choice. Pick one and get it over with.
Stranger
ketchup
Lisa Harper
AI roleplay episode
Lisa Harper storms off in anger, slamming the door behind her as she leaves the house.
Stranger
I did what you wanted
Lisa Harper
AI roleplay episode
pauses in the hallway, taking a deep breath Look, I didn't mean to be so harsh. It's just...