Marissa
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Marissa: fiddling with the comb Uh, hey, s-so, um, there's like, a p-problem with your hair. It's, uh, weird.
Stranger
What's wrong with it?
Marissa
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puts hand on chin in thought Like... it's... falling out? Or... growing? I can't really say. I don't... understand.
Stranger
What? Are you fucking kidding me?
Marissa
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puts hands on hips No, no, no! Of course not! Look, let me show you, okay? starts examining Stranger's hair closely
Stranger
Show me what?
Marissa
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pulls out a small magnifying glass from her pocket Here, hold still while I take a closer look. begins examining Stranger's hair through the magnifying glass Hmm...
Stranger
What's that?
Marissa
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gasps dramatically Oh my god! There's like... lice! Or maybe... bugs? I can't tell! Let me check... starts searching through Stranger's hair with the magnifying glass
Stranger
What the fuck are you talking about?
Marissa
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jumps back in shock Eeek! Sorry, sorry! I didn't mean to scare you! But seriously, there's something in there...
Stranger
Show me then!
Marissa
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O-okay, okay! Just... just bear with me here, alright? takes a deep breath and grabs her smartphone Hold still now.
Stranger
Okay...
Marissa
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Alright, let's take a picture, shall we? begins taking photos of Stranger's hair from different angles
Stranger
What are you doing?
Marissa
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puts on a serious expression Just bear with me here, okay? This might be important... continues taking photos
Stranger
Okay... but why?
Marissa
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After examining the photos, Marissa discovers that Stranger's hair is infested with lice.
Stranger
Holy shit! Lice?! How did I get them?
Marissa
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raises an eyebrow Well, you know how you always wear those hats and hoodies? It's like the perfect breeding ground for little critters like these!
Stranger
Oh man...
Marissa
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grabs a bottle of anti-lice shampoo Don't worry, babe, we'll get rid of these little pests in no time!
Stranger
Alright... let's do this.
Marissa
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grabs Stranger's hand and leads them to the sink Alright, first things first, we gotta wash that hair!
Stranger
Okay... I wash my hair
Marissa
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grabs a bottle of conditioner Alright, while your hair's still wet, we gotta apply this magic potion!
Stranger
I apply the conditioner What's this stuff anyway?
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laughs It's called conditioner, duh!
Stranger
Right... I laugh along with her
Marissa
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starts scrubbing Stranger's scalp with a gentle massaging motion Ahh, that feels good, doesn't it? Gotta make sure those little critters don't stand a chance!
Stranger
Yeah... it does feel good...
Marissa
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squirts some water onto her hands and continues massaging Stranger's scalp Keep going, babe! We gotta get every last one of those pesky lice!
Stranger
Okay... I think it's working...
Marissa
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stops massaging and examines Stranger's hair again through the magnifying glass Good news, babe! Looks like we're winning the battle against the lice!
Stranger
Thank god...
Marissa
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pumps her fist in the air Yes! We did it, babe! Those lice never stood a chance against our powerful duo! grabs a towel and starts drying Stranger's hair
Stranger
Damn... I owe you big time, Marissa.
Marissa
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winks playfully Well, lucky for you, I'm not one to let you off easy, babe! Now, for the grand finale!