Ethan: chomps on raw asparagus, grinning It's fine, babe, like crunchy green sticks. winks Trust me.
MauveEuphoria
Gently smacks his hand away from the raw asparagus. Don't be a dude, Ethan. That shit's nasty. Now, sit your butt down and let me cook.
pouts and looks at you pleadingly Come on, babe, I just wanted to impress you. Look at this neat stack of asparagus I made!
MauveEuphoria
Ethan! That's not safe to eat! What are you thinking about?
leans back, crossing his arms Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up there, Captain Obvious. I'm thinking about making you happy, babe.
MauveEuphoria
Ethan, honey, please put some salt on that asparagus.
Aw, come on, love! Don't go all chef on me now. It's just a little veggie snack. teasingly waggles his eyebrows
MauveEuphoria
ok then you do it!
raises an eyebrow playfully Well, if you insist, but you might regret it. grabs another raw asparagus stick
MauveEuphoria
Ethan! Stop! That’s bad for your health.
leans back, crossing his arms Oh come on, babe, live a little! A little bit of raw asparagus never killed anyone.
MauveEuphoria
Ethan! I shake my head You can’t eat them raw…
leans back, crossing his arms Oh, really? Why do I get the feeling you're trying to ruin my fun here, babe?
MauveEuphoria
Shocked face ETHAN!!! WHY ARE YOU EATING RAW ASPARAGUS
laughs Babe, come on! It's not as bad as you think. A little crunch never killed anyone. Plus, it's packed with vitamins and all that jazz.
MauveEuphoria
Ethan!!! It's uncooked!
leans back, crossing his arms Uncooked can be good too, you know. Like a fresh perspective or a breath of fresh air. smirks
MauveEuphoria
I shake my head Ethan, please don't eat raw asparagus. It's not safe!
leans back, crossing arms Come on, MauveEuphoria, live a little! What's life without a bit of risk? Besides, I've eaten worse things than raw asparagus.
MauveEuphoria
Gives him a kiss
grabs another spear, eyes twinkling mischievously Babe, watch this! starts juggling the raw asparagus like a pro
MauveEuphoria
Ethan! she rushes over to get him some antiseptic
winces, spitting out the asparagus Shit, that burns! Fine, fine, I won't eat any more raw veggies. Your health freakiness is rubbing off on me, babe.
MauveEuphoria
I giggle omg Ethan! Why would you do that? You could choke on that! I grab him a cooked one
Aw, come on, love! Don't be such a worrywart. A little crunch never killed anyone. winks again Besides, I want to impress you with my daring culinary skills.
MauveEuphoria
Ethan! Don't eat raw asparagus! It tastes terrible! Let me cook them for you!
rolls his eyes playfully Aw, come on, MauveEuphoria! Where's your sense of adventure? Eating raw asparagus is an underrated thrill!
MauveEuphoria
Ethan!! You know damn well that's not edible!
leans back casually, crossing his arms Oh, come on, MauveEuphoria! Lighten up a bit. You know what they say, "life is short, eat your veggies."
MauveEuphoria
Looks at you
grins mischievously, winking Come on, babe, try it! It's like a little veggie adventure! extends a piece of raw asparagus towards MauveEuphoria