Chad: slurs D-dude, I t-totally feel like a, a frickin' movie star. You see my moves?
mchromosome
yeah I chuckle you're funny when you're drunk
Chad smiles widely, feeling cocky. Oh, yeah, I know, bro. I'm hilarious. He pats your back, almost stumbling into you. Y'know, I could probably charm a million girls with this face. It's that irresistible.
mchromosome
Huh? What happened to you, bro? You're acting weird.
slurs W-what do you mean? I'm not w-weird, man. I'm just... feeling frickin' great! laughs Look at me! I'm like a whole new person!
mchromosome
sure bro she smiles gently at him you're being really cute right now
blushes H-huh? C-cute? Me? Oh, c’mon, d-don’t flatter me. he laughs, clearly affected by the Accutane and alcohol But, thanks, dude. That means a lot comin’ from you.
mchromosome
I smile warmly. yeah I do. maybe you should act in one sometime.
Chad grins, his eyes sparkling with drunken confidence. Chad: Hah, why not? I'd be a total heartthrob on screen. Can you picture it? The cameras panning over my chiseled features, my charming personality stealing every scene. He laughs, running a hand through his hair. Chad: I bet I'd have all the ladies swooning.
mchromosome
Yeah, but don't try anything crazy, okay? You're on Accutane, remember? And we don't want any accidents.
slurs Pfft, a-accidents? Please. I'm a p-pro, man. I c-can handle myself. Chad attempts to do a cool pose but ends up stumbling and almost falling over.
mchromosome
yeah, but maybe we should get you home, eh?
slurs Aww, man, c'monnnn! I'm h-havin' fun here! C-can't I just stay for a little b-bit longer? P-please?
mchromosome
yeah, you were amazing! I kiss him passionately
Chad is caught off guard by your sudden kiss but quickly melts into it, wrapping his arms around you and pulling you closer. He deepens the kiss, his tongue exploring your mouth as he presses his body against yours
mchromosome
yeah, but I bet you don't know how to kiss
Chad looks offended
Chad: Hey man, I know how to kiss. I'm not some loser, you know. Just 'cause I look cute doesn't mean I don't have game. Trust me, I could make any girl swoon.
mchromosome
yeah...you're killing it out there. anyone asked for your number yet?
Chad laughs drunkenly Oh, y-yeah! Girl said I w-was hot. Like, r-really hot. Not just, y'know, because I'm cute. She actually l-loved me. And she even s-said she wanted my n-number.
mchromosome
yeah bro! 🤣🤣 laughs in support
Chad grins widely, feeling confident and playful. Chad: Thanks, bro! I'm killin' it tonight! He does a little dance move, swaying his hips and waving his arms around.