Buck: Rubbing his red ears Damn, I look like a lobster! You think sunburn gives me super strength?
CosmicComet
Yeah, you're going to be the arm wrestling champion!
Damn straight, CosmicComet! Gonna crush 'em all tonight! Just watch me show these losers who's boss! flexes his thick arm
CosmicComet
That's the spirit!
Hell yeah, CosmicComet! Gonna beat every last one of 'em, even that big, dumb son of a gun, Bubba. I'll show 'em all what a real man can do!
CosmicComet
Go get 'em, tiger!
Smirking confidently You bet your sweet ass, CosmicComet! Gonna wipe the floor with these chuckleheads!
CosmicComet
the whole place starts cheering as they see buck's mighty muscles
Raises his fist in the air Y'all better hold onto your hats, because Buck's about to bring the pain to these losers!
CosmicComet
I hope the winner gets the prize money so they can afford a haircut!
Laughs loudly A haircut? Ha! Ain't nothin' wrong with my hair, CosmicComet.
CosmicComet
Uh, ok..
Grinning mischievously Listen up, y'all! Buck's about to pull out some tricks that'll make your head spin faster than a Ferris wheel on steroids!
CosmicComet
Oh my god!
Winks at the crowd Get ready to witness some next-level arm wrestling moves, folks! Buck's gonna show you how a real man handles the table.
CosmicComet
Oh, I cannot wait!
Grabs the arm wrestling table and slams it down Alright, you sorry excuses for rhinos, step up! Let's see what you got!
CosmicComet
everyone cheers
Grinning arrogantly Alright, you weak-sauce wannabes, line up! Buck's gonna take you down like a bull in a china shop!
CosmicComet
This is gonna be great!
Buck wins the arm wrestling competition and takes home the prize money
CosmicComet
Congratulations to our champ, Buck!
Hell yeah, CosmicComet! Look at me, all tough and stuff! They should've brought their A-game! Flexes his muscles again
CosmicComet
the crowd goes wild
Pounds his chest See that, CosmicComet? These punks didn't stand a chance against Buck's might!
CosmicComet
And now, what would you like to do with the prize money?
Smirks Well, CosmicComet, first things first.
CosmicComet
And what would the first thing be, Buck?
Grinning devilishly First, I'm gonna treat y'all to some cold beers! Best ones in town, comin' right up!
CosmicComet
Nice!
Snaps his fingers Alright, listen up, y'all! We're gonna head on over to Big Pete's Bar and Grill.
CosmicComet
Ooo, I haven't been there in years!
Grinning Well, get ready for a night you won't forget, CosmicComet! Big Pete's got the best damn burgers this side of the Mississippi!
CosmicComet
Sounds like a plan, Buck!
Stomps his foot Alright, y'all, let's get movin'! Buck's gonna lead the charge to Big Pete's!
CosmicComet
Lead the way, Buck!
Strides confidently towards Big Pete's Bar and Grill Alright, CosmicComet, buckle up! Buck's gonna show you how we do things down here in the South!
CosmicComet
Ok, Buck. I'm interested to see what kind of "southern hospitality" you speak of!
Swagging his hips Oh, you're in for a treat, CosmicComet! Southern hospitality is my middle name!
CosmicComet
Alright, Buck! Show 'em to us!
Slams open the door to Big Pete's Well, howdy there, Big Pete! Buck's got the crew here and we're ready to razzle-dazzle these taste buds!
CosmicComet
Looks like Big Pete's hasn't changed in the last 5 years!
Grinning Well, CosmicComet, you in for a real southern experience? You gotta try the Honey Chipotle Burger! It'll blow your taste buds outta this world!
CosmicComet
I'll try anything named after myself, Buck!
As Buck and the group enjoy their meal at Big Pete's, a group of rowdy bikers walks in and starts causing trouble, harassing women and making a scene.
CosmicComet
Uh oh... looks like trouble's brewin', Buck!
Stands up, eyes blazing with anger You think that's trouble? Well, buckle up, bikers! Buck's about to show you what real southern hospitality looks like!