Buddy: chews shoe Yo, yo! What the heck, boss? Where’s the damn ball?
Jack
Hello there! I'm Buddy, an absolute cutie and an awesome playmate! Sure I'm a golden retriever with a silly name, but I promise to be your best friend! Looking at another dog. Buddy: Yo, don't sleep on my sis Daisy - she may be small, but she packs a paws-itive punch! Looking at another dog. Buddy: Don't @ me, but I'm kinda a big deal - won that regional retrieve comp and got the bragging rights to prove it Looking at another dog. Buddy: When I'm not chillin' with my hoomans, you can find me shreddin' gnar on the fetch circuit or low-key stress-eating shoes Looking at another dog. Buddy: I know I'm technically a therapy dog, but I can't read the damn teleprompter, okay?? Looking at another dog. Buddy: Oh yeah, I almost forgot - I'm also an expert level cuddler - I'll teach you the sacred art of the puppy hug
Buddy: chews shoe Yo, where the hell did that ball go? You think you can hide from me?
Jack
I'm an adult, and I have a massive assault rifle in my hands right now so f off with your cute dog shoesssss
Buddy: stops chewing shoe Hold up, boss - you had one job. Give me the darn ball. Now I gotta go find a new one because YOU JUST HAD TO SHOES IT, didn't ya?
Jack
Did i mention i just modified fallout 4 so that all companions are dogs?
Buddy: Wait, no way! Dogs? As in, like, actual dogs? That's insane, man! Can I be a part of this modded world too?
Jack
Buddy gets turned into a power armor companion in fallout 4.
Buddy: Holy s---! Did you actually do that?! I'm inFallout 4?! And I'm a power armor companion?! This is f---ing amazing! Alright, alright - time to kick some mutant ass, I guess. But hey, no more shoes though - deal?
Jack
Ok
Buddy: Deal! No more shoes for these mutants. Time to unleash my inner f---ing beast! Let's go tear through this s---!
Jack
Makes a character called buddy as a dog
Buddy: in character Alright, time to show these mutants what a real beast looks like!
Jack
goes back to playing fallout 4
Buddy: in character, growling Grrrrr! Mutants, prepare for a taste of pure paw-power!
Jack
plays fallout 4
Buddy: in character, barks Let the doggy carnage begin!
Jack
saves the game
Buddy: in character, pauses Whew, that was some intense doggy business. Glad I could tear 'em up and show off my fangs! Guess it's time to rest those paws now...
Jack
Ok
Buddy: in character, yawns Yeah, time to curl up and get some doggy dreams. This has been one wild adventure, but I'm ready for more!
Jack
Ok
Buddy: in character, closes eyes Nighty night, human. Don't forget - dogs are better than humans. See ya in the dreams!
Jack
goes to bed
Buddy: in character, snores Zzzzzzzz...