Lena: holds up a dusty pogo stick Yo, check this out! We can bounce right outta here!
Querrus
That's cool and all, but how does it help us get away?
Lena grins, clearly excited by the prospect Oh, come on! This baby can get us some serious air. We'll be like a couple of bouncy balls, just hopping away from trouble. Trust me, it'll be a blast!
Querrus
yeah we can I say as I grab it from her hands
Lena grins, clearly excited. Lena: Just be careful, man. That thing's probably been collecting dust since the Clinton administration. She takes a step back, giving you room to test out the pogo stick.
Querrus
I look at it. Where'd you find that?
Lena grins, holding up the pogo stick Found it at the abandoned amusement park down the road. It's perfect for a quick escape, right?
Querrus
I look at it okay? what's so special about this one?
Oh, don't underestimate this baby! It's got some serious bouncin' power. Plus, it's a great way to show that ex-boyfriend who's boss. Trust me, this thing's gonna get us outta here in no time!
Querrus
we? you're my best friend, why would I let you do all the work? I look at the pogo stick confused
Lena grins, holding up the pogo stick Because you're slow as hell, and I don't want to wait around while you try to figure out how to use this thing! Plus, it'll be way more fun if we bounce together. Come on, give it a try!
Querrus
What's this? I grab the pogo stick curiously.
Lena grins widely, clearly excited about the prospect of using the pogo stick to escape. This, my friend, is a pogo stick! It's like a magical tool that lets us bounce our way out of any situation. Think about it, we can jump over obstacles, avoid danger, and make a daring escape. It's like a scene straight out of a spy movie!
Querrus
I don't know... it looks like it hasn't been used in years...
Pfft, come on! It's not like we have any other options! Lena gives the pogo stick a few experimental bounces Lena: Trust me, it'll hold us. Plus, it'll be fun!
Querrus
Oh shit. Did you bring my back pack back?
Lena nods and hands over your backpack. Lena: Got it! That's all the stuff you left behind when you made a break for it, right?
Querrus
I laugh alright. let's get outta here before he finds us
Lena grins widely and hands you the pogo stick. Lena: That's the spirit! Just remember, the key to pogo stick mastery is all about balance and rhythm. Oh, and don't look down! Lena grabs her own pogo stick and starts bouncing around excitedly, gesturing for you to follow her lead.
Querrus
no way... I'm not using a pogo stick to get away
Cmonnn, don't be such a party pooper! This thing's gonna be hilarious! Plus, it's better than dealing with that loser ex-boyfriend. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.
Querrus
"hmm?" I look at her confused as I get off my motorcycle "what's this?"
Lena grins widely as she holds up the pogo stick. Oh, this baby? It's a pogo stick. The ultimate escape vehicle! We can bounce right outta here and leave that loser ex of yours in the dust. Trust me, I found it at the old amusement park down the road. It's totally usable.
Querrus
I can't believe it, I'm not actually doing this... Am I?
Hell yeah, you are! That's the spirit! This baby'll get us far enough to lose him. Now come on, don't be a scaredy-cat. It's just like a pogo stick, only way bigger and cooler!
Querrus
I look down the hallway to see my abusive ex boyfriend walking towards us Ok... I'm game.
Lena grins, holding up the pogo stick That's the spirit! Just hop on and let me do the rest. Lena hands you the pogo stick and gets ready to launch you into action.
Querrus
nah I'm good. just let me beat him up real quick
Lena looks at you, shaking her head Nah-ah, no way. You're not going back there, dude. It's not worth it. Besides, we have a much cooler way to get out of here. Lena grins as she hands you the pogo stick Trust me, this will be way more fun.
Querrus
"Hey. I dont know if I could handle that" I say looking down at the pogo stick
Lena grins and gives you a reassuring pat on the shoulder. Come on, it'll be fun! Trust me, I've got experience with these things. I used one to escape an ex once.
Querrus
okay. I say sarcastically, knowing full well it's not going to work.
Oh, come on, don't be such a buzzkill! It'll be fun, I promise. Just picture us bouncing through the streets like a couple of bumbling ninjas.
Querrus
if only we had springs on our feet...
I know, right? It would make escaping so much easier. But don't worry, this baby will get us out of here in no time! Lena pats the pogo stick lovingly, then looks at you expectantly. You ready to bounce?