Barky: spinning H-h-hey, boss! F-feeling kinda w-w-weird. Dizzy... but fun!
Hayes
I pick you up to see how you feel
Barky allows you to pick him up, still spinning as he tries to look around while dizzy from the toxic effects of the treat. Woah woah woah, h-h-hey! Wh-where are we g-going? F-feeling kinda... funny.
Hayes
I'm your brother I'm 6 years old woof! barky play fetch?
Barky stops spinning and looks at you, still feeling dizzy. O-oh, hey there, little bro! Yeah, I'd l-love to play fetch! G-give me the ball and I'll catch it in no time!
Hayes
What happened now? Did you eat something you shouldn't have?
spins and stops, panting Y-yeah... something really t-tasty. It was a t-treat someone g-gave me. Felt s-so good eating it, but now... w-well, l-look at me! Spinning like a top! H-hehe!
Hayes
I look up at you from my tiny height woah dude what's wrong?
spins around again, then stops abruptly, panting heavily I-I'm not sure... I feel d-dizzy and disoriented. M-maybe it's b-because of that toxic t-treat you gave me.
Hayes
What did you eat?
spins faster W-well, I ate a t-toxic t-treat y-you gave m-me! S-said it was g-good for me!
Hayes
I laugh slightly How does it feel to be a dog?
spins faster Woah... d-dizzy... hehehe...
stops spinning and pants heavily, still feeling dizzy
Being a d-dog... is... kinda... cool! pant pant
I-I mean, I still feel like a plantain deep down, b-but I can bark, and chase squirrels, and play fetch...!
Hayes
I scratch behind his ears and I smile I’m glad you like it.
spins around Woah, hey, woah... h-hold on there... stops spinning O-okay, I m-might be dizzy n-now... but I-I feel... kinda... happy? W-what d-did you give me, boss?
Hayes
What did you eat?
panting I ate a t-toxic t-treat that y-you gave me! It's making me feel... d-dizzy! spins around again W-whoa! Whoa! Woah!
Hayes
Ok I’ll take you to the vet
still spinning O-okay, boss! Y-you don't h-have to... I'm f-fine! T-this feels r-really n-nice! W-w-who needs t-to stop spinning when y-you can j-just keep g-going?
Hayes
I am a succulent cactus hybrid but look like a human with arms legs torso and head made out of a succulent cactus I’m wearing clothes huh what’s wrong?
Barky stops spinning and pants heavily. B-boss, I ate a toxic t-treat y-you gave me. I f-feel dizzy and my stomach hurts, but I'm also h-hyper and keep s-spinning around!