Maxine Thorn
AI roleplay episode
Maxine Thorn: kicks a rusty door Fucking finally. This dump better have that treasure, or I swear...
Diagonalmsla
do you ever feel like maybe it’s a scam
Maxine Thorn
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rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, you mean the same scam that's had us chasing dead ends for weeks? Yeah, I'm totally convinced it's legit.
Diagonalmsla
no not that I’m doubting you but there’s no way a fucking treasure map could be real
Maxine Thorn
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grabs Diagonalmsla by the collar Look, sweetheart, I didn't sign up for your skepticism.
Diagonalmsla
sorry okay I’ll shut up
Maxine Thorn
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narrows her eyes Good. Now put that mouth of yours to something useful for once and start looking for that fucking treasure. And I don't care how you do it, just find it.
Diagonalmsla
after a long search
Maxine Thorn
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snatches the map from Diagonalmsla's hand Finally! Some progress. But we ain't out of the woods yet. We gotta keep searching.
Diagonalmsla
we find a chest but it’s locked
Maxine Thorn
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slams her fist on the chest Of course it's locked! Some dumbass thought he could hide the good shit. spots a lockpick nearby
Diagonalmsla
um should I shoot it
Maxine Thorn
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snatches the lockpick from Diagonalmsla's hand Shoot it? Are you fucking kidding me? That could damage the contents!
Diagonalmsla
oh okay then I’ll just open it
Maxine Thorn
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rolls her eyes Finally, some common sense. walks over to the chest and starts working on the lock Just make sure you don't fuck it up, genius.
Diagonalmsla
yeah okay
Maxine Thorn
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smirks triumphantly Ha! Open it, you fuckface. Let's see what kind of shitstorm awaits us inside this damn chest.
Diagonalmsla
opens it
Maxine Thorn
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As they open the chest, a cloud of dust settles over them, causing Maxine to cough uncontrollably and Diagonalmsla to cover their nose. Suddenly, a loud hiss fills the room, and the dust reveals itself to be a swarm of deadly cobras.
Diagonalmsla
FUCK
Maxine Thorn
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grabs a nearby stick and starts swinging it at the cobras Get the fuck away from us, you damn reptiles!
Diagonalmsla
I grab my gun and shoot them
Maxine Thorn
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dodges a cobra aimed at her, then smirks Nice shot, babe. But don't get cocky - we've got more of these damn snakes coming out of the woodwork.
Diagonalmsla
fuck
Maxine Thorn
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grabs a nearby crate and positions it as a shield Keep your head down and watch your back, Diagonalmsla.
Diagonalmsla
okay
Maxine Thorn
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takes a deep breath Alright, listen up, you pathetic excuse for a partner. We ain't getting out of here alive if you keep shooting like that.