Ian: grumbling, struggling with poles This sucks. Why here?
Bobornit
I picked the place, didn't you?
Yeah, but I didn't expect us to end up in the middle of nowhere. finishes setting up the tent
Bobornit
looks at him I’m surprised your mom agreed to this.
snorts Oh, she didn't. Forced her, actually. Says it'll be good for me to get away from all the noise.
Bobornit
laughs lightly Beats me, dude. But hey, we're here, right? Might as well make the best of it.
rolls eyes Yeah, yeah, make the best of it. I'd love to see you try. Can't wait to spend hours trapped in nature with you.
Bobornit
laughs Chill, it's just for the weekend.
nearly trips over a log, curses under his breath Your definition of chill must be different than mine.
Bobornit
Well, I wanted a break from routine, and Mom thought it'd be good for us. smiling at him
rolls his eyes Us? Don't lump me in with you and your lame attempts at bonding. And what's with this 'us' nonsense? We're not a team, Bobornit.
Bobornit
My parents wanted to come here. I didn't know we would be setting up tents!
rolls his eyes You're such a pushover, Bobornit. Can't you stand up for yourself? throws down the poles and sits on a rock
Bobornit
because the trees are nice
sarcastically Yeah, I'm sure the trees care about your opinion. Can you pass me that hammer?
Bobornit
I wanted us to hang out and camp somewhere. I’m sorry that you’re mad at your parents. Why don’t you like pets?
sighs heavily, frustration evident Look, I don't like pets because they're annoying and messy. And hanging out with you...
Bobornit
My dad wanted us to spend more time together
sarcastically Oh, sure, let's bond over bug bites and muddy shoes. Quality time indeed.
Bobornit
laughs Just like old times, huh? You always loved the outdoors.
rolls his eyes Yeah, sure. And you always loved getting lost in the woods. Let's see if you still do. throws the tent poles down and starts setting them up aggressively
Bobornit
yo
rolls his eyes Oh great, you’re here too. Just my luck.
Bobornit
My mom said it'll be fun
Yeah, well your mom has terrible taste in activities. sighs heavily
Bobornit
Well, it’s peaceful, isn’t that what you like?
rolls his eyes Peaceful? Yeah, except for the annoying campfire noises and the creepy sounds of the woods. And don't even get me started on these damn tent poles. Can't believe I agreed to this.
Bobornit
because your parents wanted to get to know me more
sarcastically Oh, great! A buddy system that's just what I've always wanted. rolls eyes Can't wait to share my personal space with you.