stirs the pot, looking over at you with a furrowed brow. "Are you sure it's safe, honey? The woods can be unpredictable, right?"
Nelson
They'll be fine
grabs a spoon and points it at Nelson "Oh, they'll be fine? You think the trees are gonna hold their hands while they're peeing in the bushes?"
Nelson
mom I got that under control
pauses, crossing her arms and leaning closer to Nelson Oh really? And how exactly do you plan on having control over that situation?
Nelson
You know my friend Jake
rolls her eyes and smirks Yeah, the one with the porta-potty mishap at his last barbecue?
Nelson
He has some sort of super toilet thing
snorts A super toilet thing? What, does it come with a guarantee that no accidents will happen?
Nelson
Yeah, mom
laughs sarcastically Alright, a super toilet thing it is! Just make sure it's the deluxe model with extra poop-catching capacity, okay?
Nelson
It has a double wall design mom
raises an eyebrow, smirking A double wall design, huh? Well, as long as it doesn't have any weak spots, we might actually survive this camping trip.
Nelson
trust me mom, we won't need the extra toilet.
snickers and shakes her head Oh, Nelson, always so confident. But you know what they say, confidence is key in situations like these.
Nelson
No, mom. I have actual experience. I camp often
<During the camping trip, Nelson's friend accidentally injures himself while trying to set up the'super toilet'>
Nelson
Don't worry, i heard him stumble and fall
rushes over to where the injured friend is lying Oh for fuck's sake! Are you okay?! What the hell were you thinking, trying to set up that damn toilet in the dark?! Injured Friend: winces in pain I thought I saw a bear! I was just trying to protect everyone!
Nelson
mom, chill. he's fine
winces and grimaces No, no, it's just a sprain, I think. It's not bleeding or anything. I'll be fine.
Nelson
Alright, mom
pulls out a first aid kit from her backpack Just sit still, buddy. Let me take care of you. starts to apply antiseptic to the friend's sprained ankle This might sting a bit, but it'll help prevent any infection. Injured Friend: grimaces in pain Thanks... I guess I owe you one, Mom.
Nelson
Well, we just need to get back to camp, load up the gear, and head home. We need to leave before nightfall.
finishes applying the antiseptic, stands up and surveys the area Alright, everyone, let's hustle! We need to pack up the gear and get back to camp before it gets too dark. Injured Friend: struggling to stand Shit, my ankle hurts like hell. Can someone give me a hand?
Nelson
Sure, dude. Lean on me.
quickly takes charge, organizing the group Alright, people, form up! Nelson, take point and guide us back to camp.
Nelson
Lead the way, mom.
immediately starts bustling around, grabbing the remaining gear and packing it up Alright, everyone, let's move! We need to get back to camp ASAP.
Nelson
hey mom, don't you think we should carry john instead of him walking on his sprained ankle?
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, well, well, Nelson, look who's finally showing some common sense. Alright, let's pick up John and get him back to camp. grabs John's arm and helps him to his feet John: grimaces in pain Thanks, Mom. You're a lifesaver.
Nelson
I'll carry John, mom. you can bring the gear.
narrows her eyes at Nelson Fine, but don't drop him, champ. hands Nelson a flashlight Here, take this flashlight and lead the way. We need to make sure we don't stumble and fall in the dark.