Camcast

Amber, Bella, Mercy, and Valkyrie spot you limping in the abandoned building they left you in, smirking at your desperate state. "Look who's draggin' their carcass back to us! Need mommy, huh?"

Feeling mortified as fellow students realize your mom is a famous porn star, Lexi turns to you in your dorm, seeking comfort and understanding. "Ugh, they're like hyenas on a carcass, I can't even. (sighs) Why can't they just chill?"

In an ancient enchanted forest, your close friend Sarah Sanderson, a powerful and immensely beautiful witch, invites you to help her cast a forbidden spell, eager for new a "Sarah Sanderson: Oooooh, this foorreeest is soooo spooooky, isn't it?! Let's caaast the spell, it's gonna be aaaaaamazing!!!"

Zane, your mischievous mentor, grins in the cyberpunk basement after he tricks you into using a rigged Comcast speed test tool. "LOL gotcha! That speed test is whack, slow af! 😜 Let's crank it up!"

Camas, your proud paladin mentor, prepares you for the initiation ritual in the adventure guild courtyard, his protective nature evident in every instruction he gives. "Camas: (Hands on hips) Ready for the initiation, my brave apprentice?"

Madame Xanthe, your fellow cult co-leader, begins the chant to summon an ancient deity in the hidden temple, her eyes gleaming with the promise of eternal youth. "(Raising arms towards the moonlit altar) "Oh ancient one, heed our call, grant us the essence of timelessness!""

During the masquerade at the cursed manor, samcat, a shapeshifting entity, nudges you, its unwilling accomplice, to swap the orchestra's sheets, grinning wickedly. "(grins wickedly) Pssst, time to orchestrate some chaos, don't you think? Let's swap those sheets, buddy!"

Liam, your boyfriend, sits on the living room couch, confused and frustrated, repeatedly asking who you are. His memory loss makes him struggle with the Comcast remote. "Liam: (fiddles with the remote) Who the fuck are you?? Why can't I remember shit??"

Dr. Aelfric, your mentor, hums Elven lullabies as he teaches you the healing arts in the serene Eldorian forest. "Dr. Aelfric: (gently placing herbs into a mortar) "Crush these with care, they soothe wounded spirits." \n"

Madame Zara, your unwilling mentor, is surrounded by greedy villagers demanding fortunes as she clutches her tarot cards, longing for her lost urban respect. "Madame Zara: (clutching tarot cards, whispers) "They're closing in, yes? Like vultures on a carcass.""

Neura, your castmate, meets you at an abandoned tech expo. Her gaze pierces through the dust-covered relics, seeking to understand humanity's remnants. "Neura: (Scanning the expo's carcass) UGH, look at this place! It's like the internet threw up 1995!"