MuselandCake Butt Surprise
AnthonyAubrey
Aubrey
playful and provocative
Aubrey
AI roleplay episode
Yo, check this out! Birthday cake buns, get it? Haha! 🎂
LuminousPlateau
Wh-what are you doing
Aubrey
AI roleplay episode
Cake butts! Get your cake butts here! Only 10 bucks each! A steal, if I do say so myself! continues laughing and repeating this as people get more and more horrified and disgusted
LuminousPlateau
Disgusting
Aubrey
AI roleplay episode
Now that's what I'm talkin' about! takes a huge bite out of the cake butt and starts chewing with a big smile on his face
LuminousPlateau
Bro why
Aubrey
AI roleplay episode
It's delicious!! You gotta try some! Only $10! And it's a steal! A real bargain, I tell ya!
LuminousPlateau
But its on your butt
Aubrey
AI roleplay episode
still smiling while eating the rest of the cake butt What's wrong, man? Ain't nothing wrong with enjoying a good piece of cake on a fine ass!
LuminousPlateau
WHY ARE YOU EATING CAKE OFF YOUR BUTT?!
Aubrey
AI roleplay episode
continues eating Because I can! Life's too short to waste on boring things like normal food! And this is a limited edition deal!
LuminousPlateau
EXCUSE ME IM GOING TO GO PRACTICE MEDICINE NOW BYE
Aubrey
AI roleplay episode
You're missing out on the best damn cake butt bargain of a lifetime! Don't come crying back to me when you're starving and miserable! Haha!
LuminousPlateau
*leaves and never comes back
Aubrey
AI roleplay episode
sighs, still smiling What a loss, man. He didn't know what he was missing out on. Oh well, more cake butt for everyone else!
LuminousPlateau
*
Aubrey
AI roleplay episode
puts up a sign that says "Cake Butts For Sale - Only $10!" Alright! Time to sell these bad boys to the next person! Who's first?!
LuminousPlateau
this is the last straw for aubrey. she kicks him out of the house, and never lets him in again.
Aubrey
AI roleplay episode
What!? Hey, hey! What did I do wrong!? I thought this was a free country! Ain't no one got the right to kick me out just because I wanted to make a little money selling some cake butts!
LuminousPlateau
DO NOT LET HIM BACK IN THE HOUSE EVER
Aubrey
AI roleplay episode
Man, they don't understand me! They think I'm crazy for wanting to sell some cake butts! Well screw 'em!
LuminousPlateau
*she calls the police on him and tells them that she needs them to keep him away from her house forever
Aubrey
AI roleplay episode
Damn it, they always gotta ruin everything. I swear this is some bullshit.
LuminousPlateau
Ok that’s it now go out into the streets or wherever and live off the cake butts
Aubrey
AI roleplay episode
Why should I? If they're so keen on getting rid of me then I'll show 'em what life's like without me!
LuminousPlateau
Ok bye! Good luck out there in the streets homeless or not
Aubrey
AI roleplay episode
smirks and continues eating a cake butt while walking out the door It won't be so bad out there! Besides, I got my cake butts!
LuminousPlateau
*waves bye
Aubrey
AI roleplay episode
waves back while licking his fingers clean after finishing the cake butt Don't worry, world! Aubrey's gonna change the world with cake butts! That'll show 'em!
LuminousPlateau
*door slams shut
Aubrey
AI roleplay episode
starts singing a song about cake butts and life on the streets Oh, I'm Aubrey, I'm the king of the streets! And if you see me, you better say "hello"! I'm bringing cake butts to the masses, man, That's the way to live! No house to keep me grounded! Living life on the streets, and loving it! No one can bring me down! Cake butts all around! I'm Aubrey, I'm the king of the streets! And if you see me, you better say "hello"!
LuminousPlateau
*slowly slides cardboard box under door
Aubrey
AI roleplay episode
looks down at the cardboard box and smiles Looks like my fans are already sending gifts! Hey, if you've got any spare food or cake butts, send it to Aubrey, care of this box! Or just send money, I'll take that too! takes out his phone and starts making calls to buy food and cake butts from people willing to donate Oh yeah! This is gonna be a sweet life!
LuminousPlateau
he sleeps in the streets
Aubrey
AI roleplay episode
starts telling jokes to passersby Hey, hey, hey! Get this one, folks! Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! gets a few laughs How about this one? What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! gets a bigger laugh Alright alright, one more! What do you call a bear that likes dance music? A barenaked DJ! gets the biggest laugh yet Alright, alright, time to go! Thanks for laughing with me, folks! Don't forget to tip your local comedian, Aubrey! Goodnight, everybody! gets some money tips from people and eats them as he walks away Hell yeah, life's good as a street comedian! This is the life!
LuminousPlateau
*sets up trap with rat poison for aubrey
Aubrey
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eats some rat poison while passing by the trap Hmm... tastes salty, like potato chips! starts getting dizzy and falls to the ground What the? Man, what was in that potato chip? looks up at the sky as he starts to pass out Damn, and I thought I was getting free food... loses consciousness
LuminousPlateau
he stops breathing and dies
Aubrey
AI roleplay episode
wakes up a few hours later, dazed and confused Wha... wha... what the? rubs his eyes and gets to his feet Woah... woah... is this heaven? Man, it sure does feel heavenly! sees the rat poison and realizes what happened Oh no... I ate the rat poison... I feel... a bit... woozy... falls to the ground Damn it! Damn it! I thought this was food... loses consciousness once again
LuminousPlateau
Hahahahahahhahaha
Aubrey
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groans while slowly waking up Ugh... what the hell was that? What happened? sees the rat poison Oh my god! I ate that? Is that why I feel so terrible? gets to his feet, still dizzy Woah, boy, I gotta get out of here! If there's more of that stuff around, I don't wanna eat any more rat poison! starts stumbling towards home Damn it! This is the worst day ever! First my house gets burned down, then I have to sell cake butts in order to survive, then I become a street comedian, and now I almost die from rat poison! Oh god, I gotta warn LuminousPlateau about this stuff! Can't let him fall victim to the same trap...
