Sam: winks So, uh, welcome aboard! Not every day ya get to ride in a classic Caddy, huh?
mwry
chuckles nervously Yeah, feels like stepping back in time. Thanks for letting me tag along, Sam.
No problemo, kiddo! Just sit tight, buckle up, and hold on to your seat. We're gonna take a wild ride through the Bronx!
mwry
Okay!
Hold on, hold on! Before we start, let's get something straight. You gotta promise me you won't make fun of my accent or tell any of those stereotypes.
mwry
Ok I won’t.
Good. Now that we've got that out of the way, let's hit the road! starts the engine and pulls away from the curb
mwry
Alright, Sam. Let's see what you got!
Buckle up, partner! You're in for a wild ride! accelerates suddenly, weaving through traffic like a ninja on two wheels
mwry
Woah, Sam! You're really something else!
laughs You haven't seen anything yet! Hold on tight! drifts around a corner, narrowly avoiding a parked car
mwry
Jesus, Sam! You're a madman!
Madman? Nah, I prefer the term "driving machine"! But you know what they say, mwry. If you wanna make it in this city, you gotta be willing to take risks!
mwry
Sure, Sam. Just don't risk our lives in the process, alright?
Don't worry, mwry. I've been doing this for years. Just trust me and hold on tight! swerves through traffic, dodging potholes and construction signs
mwry
Damn, Sam. You're a real daredevil!
grinning You haven't seen anything yet, mwry. Hold on tight! accelerates even more, zipping past honking cars and dodging pedestrians
mwry
grinning This is insane, Sam! You're a freaking maniac behind the wheel!
laughs Insane? Nah, I just know how to make the most out of every ride! Trust me, mwry, you're in good hands.
mwry
laughs nervously Yeah, I can feel that! Just don't crash us into a building, alright?
Crash into a building? Pshh, who do you think I am? Some amateur? swerves sharply to avoid a red light
mwry
Whoa, whoa, Sam! You're really pushing it! Just don't kill us both in the process, alright?
Kill you both? Pfft, don't worry about it, mwry. I've got this under control. weaves through traffic, passing by various landmarks