Max: smirking So, a Cadillac delivering curses now? Wanna help me mess with the curse?
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I laugh and look over at him what kind of prank were you thinking?
Max's grin widens as he begins brainstorming ideas.
thinking aloud Hm, we could start by putting silly string on the curse's victim... or maybe set up a fake spider on their shoulder...
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me plays the piano so good it makes max jealous
Max watches you play the piano with jealousy in his eyes. He scoffs and crosses his arms.
"Wow, I didn't know you were such a piano prodigy," he says sarcastically. "Maybe you should start a career as a concert pianist instead of hanging out with me."
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a beautiful sexy girl walks up to us
Max's eyes widen slightly in surprise. He smirks and gives a charming smile.
"Hey there. Can we help you?"
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what do we do?
Max grins and holds up a comical-looking wand. Well, first, I need to figure out how to undo the curse. I've got this trusty old spellbook...
He shuffles through a stack of comics and pulls out a tattered book filled with scribbled notes and doodles.
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I have my pistol out and I’m pointing it at the caddilac
Max looks at you in surprise
Woah, woah! Put that away, pal! This ain't no villain we're dealing with. The curse comes from a magical artifact inside that Caddy. Besides, I got a better idea than shooting it.
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I start laughing what kind of curse?
Max grins widely, a gleam in his eye
A bad one. The driver said that whoever touches the car gets cursed with terrible luck for seven years!
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looks at it suspiciously what kind of curse?
grinning Not sure yet, but I'm gonna find out!
He checks the car carefully, looking for clues.
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opens the door what the fuck is this?!
Max grins, leaning on the door frame with his arms crossed.
Well, well, well. Looks like you got yourself a curse, huh? And let me guess, some fancy Cadillac delivered it to your doorstep?
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you see I’m not in the mood
raises an eyebrow C'mon, what's the harm in having some fun? I'm already bored as hell here! Besides, I promise this'll be a good time! he grins, clearly persistent
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me a girl comes out of my house hi max what are you doing here
Max looks at you, grinning mischievously
Hey there, gorgeous! I'm here because this fancy Cadillac just showed up with a curse for ya! Can't let that slide, can I?
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we both get inside the Cadillac and start driving
Max grins and looks out the window as the car drives.
So, what's the curse about, anyway?
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grabs a baseball bat and hits the cadi
laughs as the car alarm starts blaring
Not bad, but I had something more... creative in mind!