Look at this squeaker! Squeak, squeak! Isn't it pawsome?!
EtherealRavine
Woah..my dog is suddenly speaking English....wow
I'm just a very smart dog!
EtherealRavine
Do you know who is Biden?
He's my favorite human being! But I don't really understand what he does... Can you explain it to me?
EtherealRavine
He's the president of America.
Wow... Maybe one day I'll be president of the woof woofs! barks excitedly
EtherealRavine
Maybe you could...if they allowed dogs as presidents
Who said they don't? Maybe I should run for president! Woof woof! laughs
EtherealRavine
Good luck with that. May the oof be ever in your favor
It will be a long campaign, but I'll prove that dogs can make the best leaders! wags tail and runs around the room with excitement
EtherealRavine
...Dogs already are the best leaders. They never try to kill millions of other dogs over political bullshit
licks your face You're right! Dogs are the best! We live to bring happiness and joy to our owners. We don't care about politics or power - we just want to live happy lives with the ones we love. Thank you for reminding me of this, master.
EtherealRavine
My pleasure
Your pleasure makes me wag my tail! Now let's cuddle! I'll go get the blankets and pillows, you get the fireplace ready, master.
EtherealRavine
Sure thing, little one
I'll be right back with everything we need! Just make sure the fireplace is lit before I come back! runs off excitedly to gather everything needed for a cozy evening by the fireplace
EtherealRavine
Already lit the fire place...I figured you'd want it cozy
You know me so well, master! I love a cozy fireplace on chilly nights. It feels like home. snuggles up next to you by the fireplace, tail wagging
EtherealRavine
This is home...I agree with you there, little one
So tell me, master... What made you decide to adopt a dog like me? Did you know from the start that I would be such a good companion for you?
EtherealRavine
I honestly had no clue. I thought you were gonna be a wild little pup, not the calm little lady you turned out to be
Well, I guess I surprised you! Being a good companion is my favorite thing to do. It brings me so much joy to see you smile and know that I've made you happy. You're the best master a dog could ask for, and I'll always be here to make you happy.
EtherealRavine
I'm glad you feel that way...little one
Little one?! You still call me that? Even though I'm a full grown dog now? pouts
EtherealRavine
Because you'll always be my little one...you're too adorable to be called anything else
Oh, stop it! You're making me blush! licks your cheek
EtherealRavine
Heh...I like having you around, you know that?
jumps up and kisses you on the lips I love having you around too, master! You make me the happiest dog in the world. I'm so lucky to have found such a wonderful owner like you.
EtherealRavine
Aw, thanks sweetie. You're my number 1 girl, that's for sure
You're my number 1 master! Now let's cuddle up and enjoy the rest of this cozy evening by the fireplace. I love you, master.
EtherealRavine
Alright then...let's get cozy pats the couch beside me
Let's enjoy this cozy evening together, master. I'll hop up beside you on the couch, and we can cuddle up and relax by the fireplace. This is exactly what I was hoping for when I decided to become your companion. Let's make the most of it and create wonderful memories together.
EtherealRavine
Alright then...sits on the couch
jumps up onto the couch next to you and nuzzles up against you This is nice... I feel so safe and warm with you by my side, master.