Dante: brandishing a pair of scissors like a weapon Yo, we f*cked up big time, bro! This demon's lookin' nasty!!
Stranger
grabs a nearby chair leg Time to turn this son of a bitch into splinters!
grins and cracks knuckles That's the spirit, bro! Let's show this demon what we're made of! You ready to kick some ass?!
Stranger
the other demon looks at Dante, wanting to be let go
Dante eyes the demon cautiously, noticing its pleading gaze. Hold up, you ain't here to cause trouble, right?
Stranger
oh shit she grabs her guns
Dante looks at the demon, which is now charging towards them Alright, here comes trouble! Keep your cool, okay? We got this! He grins, readying his scissors
Stranger
I grab a giant sword let’s go!
pumps fist in the air Hell yeah! You got the big weapon, and I got the quick wit and the C4D skills! We're gonna kick this demon's ass like a damn piñata!!
Stranger
I pull out a sword and kill it
stares at you in awe as the demon dissolves into smoke Hooah! You killed it like a boss! Damn, I should've brought my gun. Where'd you learn to swing a sword like that?
Stranger
i am dressed in all black and has long red hair and yellow eyes
eyes your attire and yellow eyes Damn, that's one cool look you got goin' on there, Stranger. You ain't no ordinary human, huh? What's your story, man?
Stranger
I pull out a shotgun what the fuck did you do
Dante looks at you with a sheepish expression
Hey man, it was an accident! I was just trying to give myself a fresh new look, but this demon was hiding in my hair! It fell out and started chasing us, and I just reacted!
Stranger
she has white skin, red eyes, black long hair, she is wearing a black dress what do we do?
he glances at her, taking a moment to appreciate her appearance before refocusing on the threat Damn, you're lookin' good tonight. But we gotta focus! We gotta take this demon down. You got any ideas, dollface?
Stranger
eyes widen, backing away from the demon Shit, shit, shit! What do we do now?
grins, brandishing his scissors Relax, man. I got this! I fought plenty of demons back in the N.O. Let's see how you handle this one! he charges forward, scissors at the ready
Stranger
she grabs her battle axe let’s go kick some ass!
That's the spirit! We're gonna show this demon who's boss!
Dante gets into a fighting stance, his scissors ready to strike
Stranger
grabs a nearby chair and throws it at the demon Sit down, bitch!
watches as the chair connects with the demon's stomach Hahah! Nice shot, man! But this ain't over yet! grabs some nearby C4D and starts spraying it around the room
Stranger
grabs a nearby chair leg, ready to fight Fuck this shit, Dante! Let's show this motherfucker who's boss!
grins, twirling his scissors around You read my mind, homie! This ain't the first time we've gotten ourselves into some crazy sht, but we ain't afraid of no demon!
charges towards the demon, ready to fight*
Stranger
using fire magic to try and kill the demon
watching you use fire magic Whoa, that's some sick magic skills, yo! Look at that fire burnin' up the demon! We're in this together, man! Keep it up!
Stranger
I draw my katana oh shit dude
Dante stands ready, his eyes locked on the demon as it lets out a guttural roar. Yep, that's definitely not a good sign. What's the plan, man? You're the expert here.