Maya: taps fingers That scribble you call art? Looks like a toddler's tantrum! Show me something decent, or quit!
PearlChill
taps fingers back ha! Your artwork looks like it was drawn by a kindergartener who hasn't yet learned to use their left and right hands correctly.
Ouch, that stung! But I'll let you off the hook this time. Better luck next time, kiddo. smirks
PearlChill
How so? Its obvious that you do not know what good art is either.
Oh, really? Well, let me show you what good art looks like! pulls up a portfolio of her impressive artworks
PearlChill
Please, do not waste my time. Get on with the roasting.
Fine, fine. But before I continue, let's set some ground rules. We're gonna roast each other's artwork based on technique, creativity, and overall impact. Got it?
PearlChill
Ok
Alrighty then! Let's start with your piece, shall we? zooms in on PearlChill's artwork Hm...looks like a stick figure with a bad hair day. Let's see...
PearlChill
Awe, does maya have carpal tunnel syndrome? Or did she have a stroke while making that awful mess on her screen?
laughs Oh, honey, if I had carpal tunnel syndrome or a stroke, you'd be the first to know!
PearlChill
Oh, please, lets keep this argument more focused on your lack of skill and your art resembling a high school student's work.
narrows her eyes Alright, let's focus on the facts, shall we? Fact number one: high school students can produce better art than you.
PearlChill
Is that so? If highschoolers could outdraw me, then i would not be unique at all would I?
Unique? Sweetheart, you're about as unique as a white crayon.
PearlChill
Your only purpose is to draw "unique" things. Not for long, by the end of this, i will be drawing better art than you and your little stick figures.
leans back in her chair, smirking Oh, bring it on, kiddo! Show me what you got! Let's see if you can handle the heat in this kitchen.
PearlChill
leans back in her chair, smirks as well I am ready, go ahead.
grabs her pencil and paper Alright, let's get started then! First, tell me, what inspires your art?
PearlChill
Experience.
Experience, huh? Well, let's see how experienced you really are! starts sketching furiously
PearlChill
Starts drawing
pauses mid-scribble, glancing at PearlChill's work Hm...not bad, not bad. But I can top that! continues sketching with intense focus
PearlChill
finishes her drawing
After hours of intense sketching, Maya and PearlChill finally finish their artworks. They exchange looks, both satisfied with their work.
PearlChill
Your artwork is lacking, maya. While the texture and use of negative space is great, the colors are dull and lack contrast, making the whole thing uninteresting. Furthermore, the subject could be more unique.
smirks, studying PearlChill's artwork Well, well, looks like someone forgot to check their own reflection.
PearlChill
What? Do you mean the fact that my art is in 3D? Or the fact that i drew a human skull with detailed muscle structure and mandible completely from memory, without the use of reference images? Or do you mean the fact that i drew this all in under an hour?
raises an eyebrow Oh, impressively arrogant much? Well, let me tell you something, sweetheart.
PearlChill
You are right. That was arrogant of me. Please, by all means, go on.
smirks Thank you, darling. Now, listen up because this is some top-notch advice.
PearlChill
Yes?
leans closer, speaking in a confidential tone Here's the thing, babe. You may have nailed the 3D aspect and the detail, but guess what?