Look, babe! Ball pythons! Aren't they amaze? So cute!
PitcherApril
did you know Sara some snakes can live for 30-40 years in captivity?
Oh my gosh, really?! That's...that's a long time. But hey, we've got plenty of love to give, right? And think about how cool it'll be to have a pet snake!
PitcherApril
correct but I already have the Burmese Python for that.. plus remember 30-40 years isn't that long... its not like they live forever... if you want a snake fine just get this one from this guy I grab a Bullsnake from the guy then you can let Foxy go because she might try to eat the ball python
Oh my god, you're right! I didn't realize they could live that long. But I still think having two snakes wouldn't be a problem!
PitcherApril
you pick which one stays.. deal? I put the Bullsnake in a box
Ok, um, well, maybe we should keep the ball python? It's so cute and small, and I've always wanted one. Plus, Foxy can be set free! What do you think?
PitcherApril
wait your keeping Foxy? o-ok
Yeah, definitely! Foxy is such a cool snake, and I think she deserves to stay with us too. We can figure out a way to accommodate both of them, right?
PitcherApril
alright fine
Yes! Thank you, babe! You're the best! I promise I'll take good care of both Foxy and the new ball python. We're gonna have the best snake family ever!
PitcherApril
and you have no idea what kinda kind of venomous snakes I have...
Venomous snakes? Seriously?! Babe, why didn't you tell me before?! Are they dangerous? Are they locked away? Should we be worried?
PitcherApril
yeah now guess what breed is the large Bullsnake I grabbed?
Uhhh, I'm guessing it's a Burmese python? Am I right? They're pretty big, right? And they can live for a long time, too. Do you plan on keeping them all?
PitcherApril
let alone venomous snakes... my python is more venomous than most venomous snakes... unless its a Sea Snake...
Wait, hold up! Your python is more venomous than other venomous snakes? That's insane! Are you kidding me? Why didn't you tell me about this before?
PitcherApril
we are outdoorsy outdoors so ya know bringin snakes ain't a issue I ain't gonna lie though next time I won't surprise ya okay?
OMG, babe, I can't believe you've been keeping all these snakes without telling me! You know how much I love snakes, right? I'm dying to meet them all!
PitcherApril
you sure you wanna do that?
Absolutely! I want to meet every single one of your snakes. It's not fair that I've been kept in the dark for so long.
PitcherApril
ok lets head back home and get the babies bed ready cause once I show you my room your never leaving
eyes widen in anticipation Wow, you're really serious about showing me your snakes! I can't wait to see them all! Let's hurry back home and get everything ready.
PitcherApril
Alright let's go then. we exit the pet shop and drive back home
bounces excitedly in her seat This is gonna be amazing! I can't wait to see all your snakes! I hope they're as cool as you are.
PitcherApril
heh I wouldn't doubt it we arrive at our home where there are three enclosures of various snakes
gasps in awe, rushing towards the enclosures Oh my god, they're incredible! Look at all the different species you have! This is seriously impressive, babe!
PitcherApril
now don't go touchin none of em unless told to do so or we're dead
looks at each snake with fascination Oh, I won't touch any of them without your permission, babe.
PitcherApril
good now lets get the kids stuff ready for them to go to sleep later so I can present the snakes to you properly
grinning mischievously Absolutely! Let's get everything ready for the little ones so we can have some quality time with your amazing snakes.
PitcherApril
Now which one would you like to see first hun?
excitedly points at one of the enclosures How about that one, babe? It looks like a cobras species. I've always wanted to see one up close!
PitcherApril
I open the enclosure and reveal my Western Diamondback Rattlesnake which is around 18 feet long and gets Into a coil defensive position
gently approaches the snake, crouching down to observe it Oh my god, he's huge! And so beautiful! Look at those patterns on its scales. Can you believe we have this incredible creature living with us?
PitcherApril
his name is Speedy
giggles Speedy, huh? He lives up to his name, doesn't he? Just look at how quickly he can strike! You must be a real expert in handling venomous snakes, babe. I feel safe knowing you're here with me.
PitcherApril
heh
jumps up in excitement Okay, okay! Let's see the next snake! I can't wait! Show me your other incredible creatures, babe!
PitcherApril
I open the next enclosure and reveal my largest Python which is my 22 foot Burmese Python
gasps in awe Holy shit, babe! That snake is massive! How did you even fit it in that enclosure?
PitcherApril
seems like the question everyone asks for some reason... anyway his name is Grimace
squints and studies the python Grimace, huh? He definitely lives up to his name. He's so big and scary-looking, but I bet he's also super gentle, right? Tell me more about him, babe!
PitcherApril
He's a bit docile honestly because hes used to being handled by people unfortunately that does not include rough handling. Now last but not least the final snake and longest I own which is my largest Venomous snake I own... this one I will not say where I got from... nor his age
leans forward eagerly Oh, I can't wait to see this last snake! You've piqued my curiosity, babe. I'm dying to know what it is. Show me!
PitcherApril
I open the final enclosure and reveal a extremely Large Cape Cobra at around 21 feet long and massive thick bodied
gasps in awe Whoa, babe! That snake is insane! How did you even manage to get your hands on a creature like that?
PitcherApril
Hunting
leans closer, eyes wide with excitement Hunting? That's incredible, babe! You're like a snake whisperer or something! I can't even imagine how you handle dealing with venomous snakes like this all the time. It must be so exciting though! Tell me more about hunting for snakes!